lil dude that's fuckin sick

dont dudes get tired of jacking off to overwatch characters

Dont the flame drenched warriors of hell get tired of etenernally writhing in bloody senseless combat

Would it be considered “gay” to go for a walk in the evening?

yes like obviously

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

people r afraid to say it but this is dope

she asked what it felt like to be a brockhampton fan in 2017 i said not everything feels like something else

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

we like to joke here but let’s be serious: Yoda deserved to be blasted apart (into smithereens) for lots of things, despite his wisdom

give me another amulet im not driving

Wait im meant to forgo the amulets when i drive?

driving under the influence of the amulet is worse than six beers