sixeyes' procrastination center

uhm that wasn't a magical girl transformation you just said "it's time to go puppy mode" and hit the bong like 8 times

"impulse buy" (noun) anything I have been low-key thinking about purchasing for 3 months, an item that subsequently spent 24-48 hours in my cart as I went through each and every state of grief, and which I then bought, in a desperate, the-guilt-can't-get-me-if-I'm-fast-enough rush.

this post has more people in my inbox defending working for lockheed martin than you'd expect

People get so fixated on the rehabilitation of convicted criminals. Nobody ever talks about rehabilitating law abiding citizens. This is because law abiding citizens are a lost cause. The law abiding citizen is beyond redemption.

@ralfmaximus Showers that will kill you

Holy shit I thought this was a Sims bit or someone playing with CAD software, but the last few seconds knocked me out

@thebibliosphere I'm pretty sure you are the appropriate recipient for other people's terrifying home renovation choices

before we move forward with these blueprints i just wanna make absolutely sure the vents and air ducts are perfectly adult xenomorph size

i like when milton calls the serpent "the subtlest of the beasts of the field" like it's such a cute title. i wanna be a subtle beast of the field...

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

it’s just not possible