Really Bad Necromancy

Its very lovely

You fool, assuming I'm a dog girl just because I'm trans. I'm a cat girl, the classic, the original. If you tell me what to do I'm gonna lay down and stare at you. If you tell me I'm a good girl my claws are going in your face

Everyone is invited to my next birth day party!!!!!!

Guys I am so sorry, but I am gonna be in Antarctica this year...

NOOOOOOO BUT AM ALSO SO HAPPY FOR YOU

I don't care if it's not great mechanically. I don't care if it's expensive to use. There is a special sort of joy that comes from running around pharloom mowing down silk-haunted foes with a fucking money-powered Tommy gun.

The hardware store is playing careless whispers… I love my job sometimes

I am not breaking the archetype.

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

dump his ass. move to a walkable city. start hormones. get into fiber crafts. dye your hair weird. grow an herb garden. foster a distrustful cat. take a welding class. invite your friends over for tea and cake. get way too into obscure media. explore a new cuisine. lie to the police. protest in the streets. life has so many possibilities don't it?

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

you would have loved roxyfication. it was perfect. you woudl have been so happy there

people dont realize how grim the actual statistics are, by the time they're calling "GUARDS", 94% of princesses wind up in some kind of panel 2 scenario

Whatttt is with the tendency of Tumblr users to seek absolution from every single person who offhandedly posts about disagreeing with something they do