to-tiffany's-and-beyond

A cat is a machine that turns proteins into violence.

OH MY GOD MY CATS HAVE FANART

there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too

posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

Oh. Shit.

the second eel at the end in its little cuck shelter 💜

everybody's like "I want famous actor X in season 2! I want ridiculously expensive song Y in season 2!" shut uuuuuuuup the only stunt casting we need in season 2 is Gritty

I feel so insane about ai. I've had face-to-face conversations with people who use it for therapy, who use it to calculate the safety of pill interactions, who use it for all their emails and grant applications and legal documents and academic papers and finance sheets and for every single question they have about the world, and if you tell them about the ecological costs they just laugh and say "I guess I've used a lot of water." and I've been in multiple gatherings of 10+ people where I'm THE ONLY PERSON who doesn't use chatgpt. it's turning me into a ranting raving pariah, because how don't you people see??? why don't you understand??????? this bullshit didn't exist five years ago, you absolutely do not need it, and it is destroying everything