Unfathomable Pinheadery

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

unfortunately i do believe that every time i delay watching a film it’s because it’s going to find me at the perfect time

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen