Torrina

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

we need to talk about shrek more

Using an American flag to cover up someone calling for an end to racism and hate is the best metaphor I’ve seen in a long time for the GOP.

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

demons strengthen with numbers

Gentle reminder that the human eye is naturally drawn by noise and movement, so the next time you walk into a crowd or a bit late into a lecture or something like that, they’re not staring at you or judging; it’s just an instinctive reaction that has nothing to do with you doing anything wrong.

I use the snapchat camera to take selfies…the iPhone camera captures the real me…a me I don’t want to see…

Logic

i legitimately cannot stop laughing

All I can think of is that fucking THX intro that made us all deaf

Thank you for your service pup.

I’m not crying

Me in chemistry class.

if they made us wait that long just so this could happen i will scream