little fella

you're so beautifol :) may i sense you with my feelers

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

Category 1 Papal Toilet Event

Phaedra discovered a toy yesterday that we’ve had for years and which no dog has expressed in ever and has suddenly decided that it’s her New Passion. If another dog walks by her she growls suspiciously like You’d Better Not Be Here To Steal My Most Excellent Toy!!! and is utterly oblivious to the fact that the toy fucking sucks and no one wants it. She keeps trying to bring it into my bed.

i got this for Noodle like four or five years ago and no one has ever had any interest in it until YESTERDAY

waitress waitress, wwojld you olease give me a hug and tell me it'll be alright?

I can give this many ✌️dollar? please?

My uncle can flutter jump like yoshi

white people say "he doesnt bite" before watching their untrained labradoodle mix do devil may cry combos on your yorkie

No more tapioca pudding at the polish market i guess ill just go to sleep until tomorow and try again tomorrow

i have tested positive for tzatziki

a girl at the club spiked my drink with jasmine and a wave of tranquility washed over me

when it really started hitting she watched me gracefully compose myself and then pulled me off into a corner to touch on my thoughts and probe the depths of my insight

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

Yotie,,,,

Okay good news so it turns out the pure of heart actually can pour grease down the sink

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it