I have a long dog (sighthound not dachshund). I know he is long, this is a known feature of his. However you got used to his longness and then sometimes and up started by it. He is sprawled out perpendicular to me in bed with his head on my stomach and then he lifts his head and extends his neck allllllll the way and I’m like. Damn. Your neck is the length of my forearm. What sort of weird ass alien dog do I have.














