Mayflies Take Flight, I Yearn For You

National Weather Service just said to watch for grave and ghostly apparitions of omen, misery and suspense between noon and 12:05 PM tomorrow

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

once again participating in No December November, where the challenge is to abstain from december for the entire month of november

"exercise will give you more energy" gets said a lot as a common piece of health advice but I think it needs to be expanded into "exercising will make you tired while you do it, and you will continue to be tired immediately afterwards, sometimes even the next day too, but over months of consistent exercise, your muscles will get stronger and therefore get less tired out by everyday activities, making you feel like day-to-day life takes less physical energy than it used to"

dont know why but whenever i picture the primordial soup its like 5ft deep MAX

the ocean just got A LOT deeper between now and the cambrian period somehow and im going to find out why even if it kills me

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

phones love to go "do you want to clear up .3 GB by deleting these cherished pictures that you havent looked at in more than 30 days?" while also installing random apps and AI bullshit you didnt ask for. and you cant even uninstall half the apps

tucks you in and kisses your forehead then shows you my knuckle tats that say SEEP TITE

my enemies call me a bad printer the way I'm always jammin up their paper 100

Was there a reason you chose not to use the 💯 emoji?

i thought the post could use a touch of homemade love