Mushroom soup for the soul

lately ive been watching the original Mobile Suit Gundam for the first time & using it as an opportunity to torment the gundam fans i know

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

"senator lindsey graham dies at 71 after 'brief and sudden illness'" 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

This is an important message that needs to get out to Markiplier!

I sit alone in an unfurnished room for several hours, locked in meditation. After several days of silence, my eyes snap open.

anglos don't even know about ACE juice

Discord is supposedly saying this is going to affect "only 10% of users", but I really don't believe them at all. It's always going to be way worse and affect more people than what they claim.

Holy fuck did tumblr actually nuke gooseworx? LMAO it doesn't matter how successful or popular we are, trans women really will just get banned for no reason.