Mushroom soup for the soul

i got bit by a snake! quick!! you have to jerk me off to get the poison out! and pinch my nipples a little, too. and call me good boy! yeah that’s the only antidote I looked it up on Internet Explorerrrrrrr

i didn’t post this. i was hacked and this is all they posted #promise

can you tell the hacker to come back

lost all my bart coin nedless to say im gonna marge into oncoming traffic

you will survive the collision with a changed outlook and a new lisa on life

(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.

Even puppy can learn music.

never forget that its is china and the ussr who took the greatest losses in world war 2. never forget the asian and african soldiers who fought on the side of the allied forces against the nazis. never forget that the french massacred the african soldiers who fought with them when the latter asked for better pay and living conditions.

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

I have a jar at home that has my grandpa's smithereens

M. bison