MY IPOD GOT 6 GIGS OF LIMP BIZKIT, P.O.D., ETC.

I think I'm gonna get a new e bike. My current one has a top speed of 20 which on a road bike is not super fast, looks like they make some with a top speed of 28 which is how fast I'd LIKE to go on a bike all the time

Kurt Cobain would have LOVED zyn

This week I want to ride my e bike to work because it's hard to ride my regular bike to work every day

I spent about 15 minutes pulling every goddamn hair out of my nostrils and I'm frankly impressed with the way my body turns chipotle bowls and coke zero into flourishing forests of nostril hair

She let me hit because I stopped doing my George Lopez impression for 90 days, per the terms of our agreement

I would really like a motorcycle honestly