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Looks like we canāt isolate, ignore, ibuprofen our way out of this one boys

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a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..
for people who live in areas who donāt have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like āoh ok.ā they are my friends.
also i think itās funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.
also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. theyāre not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!
they are such friends
fireflies our beloveds <3
Thought people might appreciate this video I got of a firefly that landed on my momās ring and sat there flashing for about a good minute or two. They really are just like that
I've had to let a couple people know that fireflies are in fact real.
If you're one of todays lucky ten thousand, i'm happy for you. The world is a marvelous place <3
This meme is inescapable on French insta so I'm posting it here for all to enjoy
I don't speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going "Wait that's not 'can it' that's 'Shut the fuck up'"
you forgot the best part tho
(via @butchmuppet)
no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

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not writing, not not writing, but a secret third thing
letting my stories spin around my head like a microwave
an exciting life milestone for me was when i was finally able to buy a full set of matching flatware instead of having a drawer full of mismatched thrift store cutlery, because it meant all of my forks were equally usable instead of being ranked from best to worst. making secret political choices about who got which fork when setting the table; always having to dig through the drawer to check if the best fork was clean; realizing that only the bad forks were left and hand-washing the best fork because the alternative was using one of the bad forks; all these things and more are behind me now in this, the new phase of my adult life (the one with the matching flatware)
#i cant believe youd wash a fork just to avoid the bad fork. couldnt be me#bad fork is there for a reason (to be used when the good fork is dirty) (via @astratic)
that is what the forks that aren't as good as the best fork, but aren't as bad as the bad forks are for. they're the buffer zone. the acceptable forks. if we're down to nothing but the bad forks the dish situation is dire and extraordinary measures are required (washing a single fork by hand).
it was in the taped-up ziploc bag of cutlery at the thrift store that included mostly acceptable forks but also bad forks, a few good forks, and one best fork
yes all my favorite characters are desperate to be loved. no i donāt think that says anything about me
Doing some deep reading into Cherokee history for the project that I'm working on and I am continually amazed how fucking funny old Cherokee leaders were

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āhope this doesnāt awaken anything in meā is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out
something has certainly awakened. it is wide awake and loud, already. and, by god, is it an issue
Youāre a daycare worker, watching over toddlers, when the imminent end of the world is announced. It becomes increasingly clear none of the kidsā parents are going to show up as the end inches nearer.
[Audio starts]
āMom has been texting me for the last twenty minutes. She wants me to come home. Itās a four hour drive, when the roads are clear, and from what I hear everybody is trying to get somewhere right now. Thereās no telling if Iād even-ā
āEverybody else has left. All the other kids were picked up, the other staff left. They gave me all the keys. I promised to stay and wait for as long as- well. Even if some of the parents show up, I guess some of them wonāt, so Iām just waiting. Until.ā
[Clears throat.]
āA couple of people came after everybody left. Peter, one of Aidanās fathers, gave me three hundred dollars for staying. What am I going to do with money? Itās- anyway. I kind of get it. He wanted to give me something.ā
[Audio ends]
[Audio starts]
āTheyāre all between 2 and 4.ā Sniff. āTheyāre so little. Too little to really- maybe if they were older, Iād have to tell them something. But um. Iām just- trying to stay calm and keep them happy and occupied. I think thatās the best thing, right now.ā
[Heaving breaths.]
āI normally use this recorder to help me remember stuff. Itās just, uh, habit to talk to it. I donāt know. Theyāre napping, right now. Iāve got the baby monitor, they know that if they talk into it, Iāll come, so-ā
[Sobbing.]
[Audio ends]
[Audio starts]
āMom keeps texting, so I blocked her. I sent her a text telling her goodbye, first, but. I do. But these kids need me.ā
[Sniff.]
āI tried calling their parents again, but I canāt get anybody. Itās just busy signals. I called the firefighter station, 911. I canāt get through to anybody.ā
[Shaky breath.]
āI went out into the yard. Um, I think they can play. Itās nice out, and you canāt really see it yet. Little bit of a glimmer, if they ask Iāll just tell them itās a plane, but itās nice out and weāve got hours before-ā
[Murmuring childās voice, indistinguishable.]
[Audio ends]
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This tweet has changed my life btw
Hereās a guide of what Iāve determined the meanings to be
walking around - self explanatory
fellowship - hanging out with friends
deliciousness - having something tasty
transcendence - feeling that you have reached a different level of some sort; alternatively, when you do one of the other delights to the extreme and feel really good about it. (you know transcendence when it happens)
goofing - having a good laugh at smth
amelioration - working towards the betterment of something, for example, working on a skill you hope to improve
coitus - fuckinā
enthralment - becoming incredibly engaged in something, hyper focusing on something
wildcard - anything that you feel was a delight in your day that does not fit one of the above delights
i jumped out of bed in a cold sweat to make this
id: first image is the tumblr halloween icon, which depicts a skeleton-like ghoul in a spooky red robe. the second image is the same ghoul, now photoshopped to look like they're dabbing. end id
id: tags that read, āmake her tpose.ā end id.
On it boss
id: image of the same icon, now with the ghoul t-posing. end id.
Id: tag you that reads āletās get this to 69k before Halloween people.ā End id
LET ME LIVE

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please god above can someone explain to me why weāre still working on self driving cars when trains exist
āweāre training them to interpret road signs!ā Train goes same place every day. No road signs.
āwhen forced to choose between old lady and child, which is more ethical for the car to hit?ā Fence around train track. Nobody on the road.
āpeople with disabilities preventing them from driving themselves can be independentā Yes but also. Train.
āreduces the dangers of fatigue with long distance truckingā Train.
āthe technology is not yet price effective for the average driverā Train.
Seriously come on choo choo bitches letās goooooooooo
Something interesting i spotted on twitter. For anyone interested in going on T!