Only fools do brazenly roam

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"

reverse solipsism: everyone else has a vibrant interior life but I'm just a passive observer

Not a single thought in this bird's head

on the contrary, i think he is having many thoughts! he's pretty attentive towards each thing shown...even observing where the water in the water fountain is going…he's curious and thinking So much about all the wonders of this world he has not yet seen (like rocket pops and Cash Money) even if the dominant thought may be "what's that what's that what's that", single thought at the very least confirmed

honestly thank you for this because i had not unmuted, i just thought this was an annotated chess demo that went hard

I just watched this on mute and it's hilarious because without the song there is absolutely no context for why the visuals go that hard

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

#HAPPY GOOD FRIDAY