the bat mitzvah moshpit

Did I daydream this, or was there a website for writers with like. A ridiculous quantity of descriptive aid. Like I remember clicking on “ inside a cinema ” or something like that. Then, BAM. Here’s a list of smell and sounds. I can’t remember it for the life of me, but if someone else can, help a bitch out <3

I FOUND IT BITCHES

This is going to save me so much trouble in the future.

[Advertising Should Be Illegal] has been added to [Your Political Beliefs]

I know it’s really petty but if someone is doing a tiktok bit where they’re portraying multiple characters and they break the 180 rule I go absolutely feral

the insane pussy that should be given to youtube video essay creators

I have spent so much time trying to get incredulous zoomers to understand that our houses were not, in point of fact, lit exclusively by neon lights, that our floors were shag carpet, not concrete, and the most popular color was brown, not pink.

The photo appears to have been taken by Armando Gallardo, a photojournalist. The picture was taken on the one-year anniversary of Occupy Wall Street, hence the heavy police presence. The advertisement itself is for a fake security company in the TV series Hunted, akin to having a billboard advertising signing up to be a Stormtrooper in advance of a Star Wars movie, or something like that.

you see perry the platypus when I pull this lever it will scan the brains of everyone in the tristate area and automatically give free HRT to every trans person, driving local gender affirming centers out of business, and then I can buy all their medical equipment at a severely discounted price and dismantle it for aa batteries. my wii remotes are dead

reblog to kill an HOA manager

when I was in film school "film bros" were specifically a variety of mediocre man (usually cishet and white) with zero imagination that would just glom onto the most popular "auteur filmmakers" in the US, like Tarantino and the Coen Brothers and even Nolan, and poorly attempt to mimic these guys without any of the skill or craft knowledge to know what it even is that they're truly trying to mimic. I mean, I suppose it's always been a nebulous colloquial term but that's basically how we as people in film always understood it. and seeing it be mutated into a pejorative for anyone with a deeper interest in film beyond trending Hollywood features is actually kind of shit. literally the opposite of what was being criticized.

if dee could just remember the canon fact that dennis is so much more fragile and even easier to destroy the confidence of she would have been unstoppable. if SHE had said gutterball once he would fall to ground sobbing instantly this is just true. but the plot goes on

something that rly creeps me out…..occasionally ill see videos or articles for christians or christian missionaries that say something like “what you need to do is make friends with non christians and really get them to trust you and THEN you start preaching to them and bringing them to jesus” and that is….man how much would it hurt to know that the only reason someone’s hanging out with you is to convert you to a religion you were never interested in. maybe this is a real friend, someone you really really feel like you connect to, and all of a sudden you cant hang out with them without being scared they’ll bring out the jesus stuff.

hahahaha like a year ago I tweeted “Christianity’s attitude toward Jews resembles nothing so much as the attitude of a man toward a woman who won’t fuck him” and people got SO MAD at me