Old Bitty Committee

with all due respect (none),

When that post nut clarity hits and you remember that you killed him 20 years ago

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

The most important thing you can do today, as a United States citizen, is ignore whatever the fuck is going on on the white house lawn

Unless we get some lenin laying in Moscow shit you gotta remember that so much as a peek in or a mention of what's going on by name adds to this man's ego

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

Can I add "the influx of bots and fabricated trends by marketing departments making general fan spaces more uncomfortable"

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different