HorrificBeing

why do cherries have to be sexual & strawberries get to be all innocent. why are we slut shaming fruit. what is the sexual valence of a blueberry

It's okay if you're 22 and still sleep with a stuffed animal it's called having the cuddlers spirit and it's actually what gets you into heaven

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Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

the maid union are beating me up for not liking tea. they;'er forcing me to drink it and i just keep saying "it just tastes like bitter leaf water" and then they add sugar and im like "now it tastes like sweet leaf water" and then tehy hitting me and im getting a bonerbut thats not important but they're beating me up its not my fault. i keep getting emails from the butler association that "being a black coffee enjoyer is okay" but im not a butler., ium not im noooot

i keep getting compliments on my cool emo bangs that i hate because they poke my eyes and block my vision

thank you. i cant see you.

by gafaskamo from the doujin “amaro vol.01”