Tomato Tomahto

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

omg if i was an oracle i would be LYYYYYINGGGG

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

I have already died thrice by 1pm

I always think of the description I saw years ago: Self-imposed deadlines don't help me, because I know the person who set them, and they're full of shit.

the weather determines if I’m going to be evil

The mere concept of a resident evil male nude mod is so funny to me. Boy put that boaner away lest a sloppy little critter grabs hold of it

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie