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you ever have situations that make you want to take people by the shoulders and go "you are not 15 any longer. this behavior is no longer quirky and cute. it is exhausting for you and everyone else to act like a teenager you haven't been in a decade or longer. knock it the fuck off"

lots of ppl making this about adults who have interests they find cringe but let me be clear this is about emotional immaturity. idgaf if you're 35 and like goku okay but can you have an adult conversation without making yourself the victim is the matter at hand here

8 Different European Castles You Could Imagine Yourself Mournfully Pacing About The Next Time You Get Bored Masturbating And Accidentally Slip Into A Power Fantasy About Being A Medieval Queen Waiting For Her Lover To Return From War

transitioning isnt enough i need to bond with a symbiote. i need to be a weird shapeshifting goo monster. i need look all pretty and then make my face split open reveling sharp teeth that by all logic should not fit in my skull. and the big long prehensile tongue.. ough

U may be fooled by my constant melancholia and generally pathetic state of being but take heart in knowing that i am trying unfathomably hard to live

sexual knifeplay is indicative of weak character. I could never get aroused from being stabbed because that would mean that I failed to parry it