𝖊𝖊𝖑 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖆 𝖌𝖚𝖓

personally i don’t think you should be allowed to all sexy about cannibalism if you can’t Also handle rape and incest themes in fiction but that’s Me

oh i feel so low… if there was only a tutorial for a bunny like me to learn how to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses

the most 2014 post possible

*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

doing petplay and gunplay at the same time im a horse with a broken leg and you have to just shoot me

*stands up abruptly* i have an idea for video games *refuses to say any more and goes to bed*

Why is public sex so hot 😫😫

Climate change.

biting the hand that feeds me but im also sucking on the fingers a bit

People of america, when I took office with the mandate to kidnap every gamer neet from their home and force them to dig water retention berms in the desert many said we were crazy. "They'll all die of heatstroke," "their weak bones will snap after an honest days work," "their pallid skin will melt in the sun." Well I stand here today to admit you were all right, my bad.

just had a really stable moment where i opened a redbull at the exact same second someone started playing industrial music in the apartment below and i briefly thought it was coming from inside the redbull can

I NEED A SICKO… im holding out for a sicko till the end of the night ..and hes gotta haha and hes gotta say yess at the window with a look of delight