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June 21, 2021

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helloitsbees

this is entrapment

helloitsbees

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

asofterepilogue

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

helloitsbees

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

excusing

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

helloitsbees

wilburian-deactivated20221116

everyone lost

mango-pickle

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

agentemo

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

that-twink-over-there

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

ki-adi-money

It's like a piñata but everyone is wearing blindfolds.

buildingnothingoutofsomething

bestie. dont say that

swagdewvalley

beginningtarot101

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inthefallofasparrow

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[Image Description

Tweet from wear a mask (@/ chef_senator) reading:

Hey girl, are you an obelisk, because I’m trying to learn what an obelisk is through process of elimination

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scratchly

salabimsim

I shouldn’t be proud of this… but boy, I am.

akiragatr

That little pop noise Stardew Valley makes when you are harvesting lots of crops

nationalbluebird

“You dont look ace.” ??? ??? ?????????? ? ??? what does an asexual person look like???? ??

eyeballsarchive

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alderaan-babe

This had such good meme potential I couldn’t resist

vampirepumpkin

Oh.

Oh. My. God.

YOU CAN PLANT GRASS IN OTHER PEOPLE’S HOUSES

I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING NEXT

vampirepumpkin

Stardew Valley

Prepare yourself for…

THE GRASS BOMB GOBLIN

vampirepumpkin

Community Center…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Pierre’s…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Alex’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Wizard’s Tower…

GRASS BOMBED

Marnie’s House…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Leah’s cabin…

GRASS BOMBED

Sam’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

The Saloon…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

The hospital and Harvey’s place…

GRASS BOMBED

Pam’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

Emily and Haley’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Elliot’s cabin…

GRASS BOMBED

Willy’s…

GRASS BOMBED

Mayor’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

Library/museum…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Clint’s…

GRASS BOMBED

Movie theater…

GRASS BOMBED

Sebastian and Maru’s house…

GRASS BOMBED

Linus’s tent…

GRASS BOMBED

Bathhouse…

GRASS BOMBED

Witch’s hut…

GRASS BOMBED

vampirepumpkin

Mine entrance…

GRASS BOMBED

Adventurer’s Guild…

GRASS BOMBED

AND FINALLY

The Oasis and Casino…

GRASS BOMBED!!!

LOOKS LIKE OUR WORK HERE IS FINISHED.

vampirepumpkin

…tHE SEWER! I FORGOT ABOUT THE SEWER!!

!!!GRASS BOMBED!!!

somedew-fictions

This is my favorite post on the entire site 😂

saturated123

JOJI AND MATT CHAMPION

Via Joji’s instagram

5446sublime

lunarhaze

90s vibes

Original art

IG @lunarhaze

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girlblockhim-deactivated2018110

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

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