Lex Scratchly

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

"how will i know where the dangerous rocky coast is through all this fog?" the humble foghorn:

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

Cum shirt pride

Lets see the cum shirt pride flag

happy pride

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry