Lex Scratchly

I have questions about this spider.

woah this drink tastes like you should be under the table sucking me off

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

the fun thing about taking choir all throughout middle and high school and taking it perhaps too seriously is that it does ruin certain pop singers for you

also literally anyone who sings the national anthem at games. they always oversing.

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

you can't boil me it's july 17th

joe biden should do another stimulus check where the ira sends me a lox bagel. with cream cheese please

irs.