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what choices would you have to make in the game to unlock penis cop and what options would it result in
You have to hit on everyone you can (so Klaasje, the Smoker, and Lilienne) as well as get the salami. You would then be able to bring up your penis, or the concept of penis in the abstract, in a bunch of unrelated dialogues. This would mostly just result in people getting uncomfortable, except the Smoker, who would be into it, to Kim's deep chagrin. The research effect of the thought would be -1 to Composure ("Self-conscious"), and internalizing the thought would also grant you a +1 to Physical Instrument and Suggestion checks ("Big dick energy") at the cost of -1 Authority ("Not compensating for anything"). It would basically just be Harry questioning his dick size/being scared his dick is too small and then coming to the conclusion that he's very slightly above average.
i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will
Harry du Bois would say this.
Harry du Bois would say this.

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tip: listening to punk music can sometimes help with executive function
i think a fun stupid project would be to try remaking tomodachi life as someone who has never played nor watched anyone else play tomodachi life
As the worlds most pathetic activist, I've added the line "Soon it will be illegal for me to use the correct toilets; isn't that fun" to my email signature. I'm really not sure what I can do besides making my grievances known to people around me. I might email some parts of my university later to ask about how they're responding to the single worst (w.r.t. its direct effect on me) news story in my lifetime
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The EHRC is a hate group and it has been since at least fucking 2017 this is so sad
"In March 2017, the EHRC was criticised by campaigners, including Lord Ouseley and Peter Herbert, for allegedly targeting Black, Asian and Minority Ethnic (BAME) staff for compulsory redundancies and for failing to appoint BAME personnel to senior positions. The campaigners said that, out of 12 staff selected for redundancy, only two were white British, while eight were from a BAME background, four were Muslim, and six were disabled. Campaigners also said that there were no visible minorities among the senior management team, after the only black director was selected for redundancy, and that all two of the remaining BAME workers were on the bottom three pay grades. The EHRC denied claims that staff were sacked by email.[39]"

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Harry du Bois would say this.
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Harry du Bois would say this.
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Harry du Bois would say this.
It's cool how old alcohol is. A meth addict is a novel and rootless thing but the humble alkie is in a noble tradition millenia long counting great statesmen, artists, scientists, etc among their rank. And by chance! Can you imagine if yeast made a stimulant? We'd be on the moon!
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Harry du Bois would say this.
if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!
getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?
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if you want butterflies, you need to live with caterpillars.
i am not being metaphorical, i work in a garden center, stop buying plants 'to bring in the bees and butterflies' and then immediately poisoning every caterpillar that dares to consume a single leaf
you will not get butterflies if you kill all the things that turn into butterflies! what are you doing!
getting a lot of responses to this going 'ok but it would be good as a metaphor though' so I will accept a metaphorical interpretation as long as you ALSO (!) promise to be considerate towards larval forms of insects specifically and biodiversity in general, deal?
You still have to go somewhere else in the EU to actually get married, but this is a great step. It's queern time everybody!
Momentum!!