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sorry if this is a stupid and/or weird question but your response to that anon talking about people experiencing orgasms during childbirth made me wonder if there's a certain point in development after which it'd be weird for pregnant people to have sex or masturbate, since after a certain point the fetus(?) can hear? like, should people do it quietly or does it just not really matter? sorry again but i am genuinely clueless
should. should pregnant people have sex quietly so their baby doesn't hear?
okay even assuming your unborn child can hear you fucking. it's like having sex in front of your stuffed animals or your dog, dude. they have absolutely no understand of what is going on. they don't give a shit. at no point is any person who has ever or will ever be born going to go "oooooh man I think hearing my parents fuck while I was in utero really fucked me up actually" that's not how anything works. they're too busy going "mmm yummy amniotic fluid" they do not know or care that sex is happening
I swear this is a consequence of the "life begins at conception" propaganda. Combined with the recurrent moral panic about "protecting children" (from knowledge).
Absolutely rancid combination of Christian morality with Christian morality.
I'm sad to say that the rise of fascism has been visible in my inbox for years as people become increasingly distrustful of their own bodies and pleasure. you see it in people's paranoia around becoming "porn addicts," their need for reassurance that a 24 year old isn't a predator for dating a 22 year old, their fears that they may have unwittingly committed assault by looking at another child's naked body when they were young, their insistence that consensual sex is impossible for anyone who has had a single drink or smoked a whiff of weed. people, especially young people, are doing a tremendous amount of work for fascism in terms of rigorously policing their own bodies and sexual expression, and they often don't even realize it.
Calling All Alaris Fanart!
wow it's been a while since we saw this header for a post HUH
Hello all Alaris lovers, I have a proposition for you all should this interest you...
Currently, I am putting together the official Alaris artbook, and with all the beautiful fanart we've seen over the years, I thought it'd be fun to include a dedicated fanart section in the book!
a preview of some of da official art spreads. don't read the text LMAOOOOO
If you'd like to submit fanart, please feel free to send it to me via email ([email protected]) or if you're in the Discord server, drop it in the appropriate channel (community events channel). Please include credits with the art if you'd like to be credited!
It should be noted that the artbook will be distributed commercially, so only submit art if you're okay with that! Because I do not have deep pockets, I can't compensate for fanart features---this is purely for fun and to honor the community. However if you end up wanting a copy of the artbook, I can offer a discount to anyone who submits fanart!
All fanart submitted will be featured in the artbook, so don't be afraid about meeting any kind of expectations. Again, this is purely for fun and whimsy and out of love for my kids and the community!
Submissions will close about a week from now. Let's say August 16th!
is Aisa really THAT MUCH of a pervert? I've been picturing them comfortable in the relationship with the mc and my mind has been going rampant on things they might do since, apparently, residential pervert
HELPEMXOOE. i just said that part jokingly but it rly did something for the aisa fans huh
when i said that, i didn't mean aisa is like some unhinged horn dog that can't keep it in their pants. i think i moreso meant pervert as someone who would be so obsessed w u that they would feel enamored about every part of u; they practically worship u ykwim
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Fav sex positions of the gang?
no hello no how r u no nothin
β¨ LIs Fave Sex Positions
Kayn: Pretzel
Druk: Upstanding Citizen
Fenir: Cowgirl
Etza: Scissoring
Kuna'a: Couch
Aisa: 69
winner of the bunny poll. i'm going to start leaving this bitch off the polls | pose credit: @pu_huk.
WE REACHED 60 REVIEWS ON STEAM!!!! Technically, 50 reviews is the big milestone since that's when you get the Very Positive rating instead of just Positive. but still YAAAAYYY
Reaching this does good for the game on the steam algorithm (so i hear), so it's really exciting to have reached it so soon after release! if you haven't gotten the chance to leave a review yet, please consider doing so to help the game reach more people <3 even if it's short, each one counts and goes a long way!!!
thank you so much to everyone who has been playing and enjoying so far---it's meant the world to see people play it and fall in love with the same (or new) characters!!!
obey me sets itself up to be this like. darker political drama but then can't take anything seriously and it can't be TOO religious because then that's not palatable. they can criticize the Celestial Realm but they can't call it Heaven because then they're criticizing the Bible and people don't want that. demons can threaten MC and torture each other but there can't be consequences and it can't be lingered on because the LIs need to be likable and violence is bad, which would make them unlikable. in fact let's make sure they don't have any edges left. that will pull in every audience.
now just to figure out who the audience even is
Hello~~~ just thought of this, and its a little nsfw but how would the LIs react if/when they officially start sleeping together (literally sleep i mean) with mc, and mc is like *sigh* now I have to sleep with clothes on I guess, because they usually sleep in just underwear/naked? (*SPOILERS* I know it happens in kayn's route but that one doesn't count ππ π)
β¨ MC Who Usually Sleeps Naked
Kayn: pretends like it doesn't faze them at all. but you'll notice they don't make any eye contact w u for the rest of the night and seem a little more tense/jumpy at night than u would've expected
Druk: sleeps shirtless so says it's nbd u can sleep naked if u want. will be a little more Aware at first but will prob fall asleep faster than u. good luck keeping ur hands to urself sailor π«‘
Fenir: doesn't fall asleep all night. has the craziest dark under eyes the next day. if someone asks him about it he just starts blushing
Etza: very respectful. stays maybe a bit too stiffly on their side of the bed. don't try to cuddle or they'll get jumpy
Kuna'a: would prob strip and get naked LXKOCOE like ok now we r both naked and u can sleep like normal babe ππΌ
Aisa: apologizes and says they'll go sleep somewhere else then so u can sleep in the comfort of ur own nakedness (if u were trying to pull the moves on them, it flew over their head KXKSKDKD)
Hi! I hope you're doing well.
What would the Lls like to do with MC if they had the opportunity to go to the beach?
β¨ Beach Day
Kayn: lounges under the umbrella bombshell style. brings some refreshing drinks and fruits and yaps the whole time enjoying the vibes and fresh salty air
Druk: def wants to go in the water. i see him mostly just splashing around with the waves. he'll probably get pulled into some volleyball too. enjoy the show
Fenir: as much as i wanna say he'd read, i think he'd actually wanna splash in the water a little. i think he'd be curious and wanna explore and stuff! maybe collect seashells or something
Etza: ends up falling asleep LXKSODOD. always an eepy baby..... relaxing beach day vibes! type of day where u can read, listen to music, draw/write and just enjoy each others company
Kuna'a: let's EAT. sandwiches watermelon chips popsicles you NAME IT. feast on da beach
Aisa: down for whatever! i could see them liking making sand castles and stuff. imagine u look away and when u look back they've built a whole ass empire LXKDODOODOX

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levi obey me come to my house we love you <3
Finished my inks and thumbnails for the week! So of course I sat back down at my desk and drew a design for Lucy Carlyle from Lockwood and Co. because I have a note of my phone with like four comic ideas to do once Iβm less busy, so I need to figure out my designs!
Good Boy
it's normal and actually good for your health to see yourself in the most guilt ridden character you've ever seen in your life
he says you have network connectivity problems :/

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If MC is part dragon and part fae, does that mean they're going to... outlive... the human LIs...?
Oh gosh...
u all always skip right to the perverted and sad stuff like damn LXKSODOOCOSODOD
I THOIGHT I RAISED A COMFY WHOLESOME COMMUNITY
happy Alaris release day! and kudos to crescencestudios for their work on this amazing game that i love so dearly :)c