"Dorian, what the fuck"

still laughing my ass off abt me telling the newcomer of the group abt the friend group lore n the person we all were made victims of and them immediately changing their name to "number 1 xyz hater" god bless

For whatever reason my minecraft builds blew up on Twitter and now I’m scared to post any bad jokes in fear of scaring people away

Working an office job is just one big trading paper clips with one another affair. Nothing else goes on

I want to add Aideen to the jorvik tomadachi island to give her big crystal tits and watch who she’ll try to romance but I also want to add more NPCs before then. I’ve been lazy about it T^T

No wolves no bears during Wester event HEY JIMMY gimme a western event with NUTTIN

Sidenote soupforeloise liked my Minecraft build I’ve peaked.

I told my friends a while back that If I ever make it as a cc and get any kind of following my one boundary will be as follows: you can write whatever the fuck you want about me and my characters but I reserve the right to read it out loud on stream so that we can appreciate all of the arts, same as showing any other fanwork. That’s gonna be my one thing. “Don’t like don’t read” does not apply. I’m in it, I like it, we will be reading. We’re sat. I’m narrating and doing impressions.

ppl who draw Linda thin or Lisa white piss me off. Just draw skinny, white characters and be done with it. There’s plenty.

my darling wife (girlfriend) has reached out her gentle, comforting hands to those in need (she's working at a summer camp), that she may gain a glimmer of the work's worth in piety and good fortune (for money) and shall be gone for many moons (a week) so that i must spend unending, cold nights alone with nary a soul by my side (vc-less evenings) and the comfort i shall receive when she who is missing is returned to me (we get to meet up irl) will be more cherishable than the warmest of beds and the coldest of pillows (idk bro ill be real happy)

IM HOUNG TO SEE MH GIRLFRIEND WHO I LOVE SND MY DEAR FRIEND WHO I LOVE. THEYLL LIVR EITH ME. IN MY HOME. FOR PERJOD OF TIME. WITH ME.

the level of needing to kill myself rising in my body every time i talk about an emotion needs to be studied holy shit when did they add colors to text posts hello. purpel

It is summer which means obligatory SHIBBY TIM IS TRANS