"Dorian, what the fuck"

Listening to the Epic soundtrack while I’m going to see my girlfriend like yes I too am slaying monsters and traveling for years on end to see wife.

IM MEETIMG MY ONLINE PEOPLE IRL TOMORROW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

So many thing to look forward to. Bestie and gf visiting in a little more than a week. Dan and Phil show with irl bestie in Stockholm on January…. On a Friday so we can stay the night and spend a day in Stockholm…. Bliss and joy and happiness

still laughing my ass off abt me telling the newcomer of the group abt the friend group lore n the person we all were made victims of and them immediately changing their name to "number 1 xyz hater" god bless

For whatever reason my minecraft builds blew up on Twitter and now I’m scared to post any bad jokes in fear of scaring people away

Working an office job is just one big trading paper clips with one another affair. Nothing else goes on

I want to add Aideen to the jorvik tomadachi island to give her big crystal tits and watch who she’ll try to romance but I also want to add more NPCs before then. I’ve been lazy about it T^T

No wolves no bears during Wester event HEY JIMMY gimme a western event with NUTTIN

Sidenote soupforeloise liked my Minecraft build I’ve peaked.

I told my friends a while back that If I ever make it as a cc and get any kind of following my one boundary will be as follows: you can write whatever the fuck you want about me and my characters but I reserve the right to read it out loud on stream so that we can appreciate all of the arts, same as showing any other fanwork. That’s gonna be my one thing. “Don’t like don’t read” does not apply. I’m in it, I like it, we will be reading. We’re sat. I’m narrating and doing impressions.

ppl who draw Linda thin or Lisa white piss me off. Just draw skinny, white characters and be done with it. There’s plenty.