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Can't find my last post about 2 years ago so

WE FUCKIN DID IT AGAIN

#iihf worlds 2022 #iihf world championships #finland #ice hockey

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omghotmemes

Never underestimate the power of Ñ.

No. It's morning. FUCK U

#America #Time zone #Murica #Memes

notallmensheviks

Our local gas giant has two more natural satellites added to its roster

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toasterking

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Every time I log on this cursed site I get 3 followers.

ALL PORNBOTS.

Tumblr. You didn't fix the problem. You just made it worse.

#Tumblr #Porn #Pornbot #Meme #see this

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skywalkerchick1138

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

super-secret-bi-spy

“Well she didn’t exactly say ‘no’..”

“Yea, but did you see what she was wearing?”

“Boys will be boys!”

“She should know better than to drink at a party…”

minimalistfish-blog

Cannot not reblog.

captain-ak

“She should have tried to enjoy–”

thosekidswhohuntmonsters

“She’s just saying something now for atten-“

skreeee34982047

boy am i glad this has so many notes

fandom-is-my-middle-name

“But he’s a dude. That’s not ra-”

“He should’ve enjoyed it.”

“She must’ve lead him on.”

“But she orgasmed. That means she liked it - “

winchester-cas

“She’s slept with so many people! She’s a slut-“

emeraldmercury

“Get over it, at least you’re still a virgin”

“Women can’t rape because…”

“Be grateful it wasn’t a man!”

“I’m sorry she hurt you but don’t call what happened to you rape, it’s an insult to the REAL victims…”

“You weren’t raped, you’re just lesbophobic.”

erynspencer2187

“She shouldn’t have posted provocative photos!”

erynspencer2187

“She shouldn’t have been dressed like that … she was asking for it!”

erynspencer2187

“It’s the woman’s responsibility to not put herself in dangerous situations, she should have been more aware.”

the-glitter-acetylcholine

reblogging because it’s gotten even better since last time

larissaloki

I love this post!

i-am-already-panicking

“Well he paid for dinner, she kind of owed him.”

“She’s his wife, it’s her job to please him.”

“Oral isn’t rape.”

“Well he wasn’t armed, she could have walked away.”

“Guys can’t be raped, they love sex!”

“She didn’t fight back; it wasn’t rape.”

I hate this quarantine.

I've cleaned my house to the point I'm currently polishing light bulbs.

I've watched so many movies and shows I think I've permanently damaged my eyesight.

And apparently, Im now losing internet connection.

Still staying in tho.

#coronavirus #corona #quarantine #corona quarantine #we can do this #stay strong

Listened Stupid Love yesterday and had a dream where Lady Gaga became the next President of the United States.

Yaasss Queen

#lady gaga #stupid love #stefani germanotta #chromatica #funny

kindaokmemes

It’s that time of the year again :)

toasterking

Happy holidays everyone!

#Xmas #christmas #holidays #star trek

#meme #funny #melania trump #trumpmemes #donald trump

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wolftyla

aside from the fact that i’m a little f*cked up and have bad anxiety, i’m lit.

It's friday the 13th and I'm watching Friday the 13th.

This is me preparing for Halloween 🎃

#friday the 13th #jason voorhees #halloween #horror #slasher

I made someone cry today. By telling them about my life.

Achievement unlocked. Your sad makes more sad.

#mental health #awkward #funny #funny texts #my life

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toasterking

My favorite boi. ❤️

porterr-robinson

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bunney

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

blonded004

kyliesparks27-deactivated201810

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

imericschneider

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

stevetomjohn

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

characterlimit

proletarianprincess

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

carpegin

“47 month old”

dragongirltitties

this is my four year old rayman origins

jennytrout

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

rustydanger

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

amari-skies-deactivated20190610

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

mudskipmcqueen

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

suicunesrider

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

allmenarerapists

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

the-epitome-of-sophistication-d

This shit is hilarious

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@kaiiwooo

kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323

I can’t

onlyblackgirl

47 month old.

bando--grand-scamyon

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names

xoverlyxclusivex

47 month old.

crimeshetyped

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

mesaymeep

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

bird-mom

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201

47 month old

nugret

47 month old

technicolortessi

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017

<b>47 month old<b/>

validuskong-deactivated20170416

47 month old.

fishy

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

bbcwhereareyou

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

tsg2k15

47 month old tho

unfriendly-black-redhead

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

ladyfabulous

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

slytherenne

amusewithaview

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

aniseandspearmint

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

lightningparadox

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

natural--blues

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

b-morevony

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

stebenooniberse

4 7 M O N T H O L D

lumberjackprincess

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

aquarius-heauxx

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

hey-its-scar

books-and-cookies

47 month old

gay-zelda-deactivated20201208

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

huffylemon

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

queseraawesome

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

alienscorpion

Look, I like unique names, but not THAT unique

shannaraisles

You know, I thought growing up as a Niamh in England was bad. I now know that I was blessed, BLESSED, to be given a name that 1) I grew into and now love, and 2) wasn’t just pulled off the nearest road sign and fed through a Scrabble converter.

dread-wolf-walking

White Australian Bogans be like:

Jaden

Brayden

Hayden

Ayden

Grayden

Cheryl

Beryl

Mick

Bazza

Wazza

Ladasha

Trent

gutter-adonis

I know so many kids with fucking weird ass names

ursanocte-deactivated20220822

I’ve met a kid named Battle. Literally. His name was Battle.

gutter-adonis

Battle?????

feraladoration

And people have the nerve to mock transgender folks’ self-chosen names! I promise you, ours are a breath of sanity compared to this bs.

dammitradar

And I thought the weird high dudes named Skyler, Tyler and Kyler were weird

blazeeblake

You: Latrina?? How did that happen

Her: We changed it when I was little

You: You changed it to Latrina?

Her: Yeah!It used to be Shithouse.

You: It’s a good change…..it’s a good change.

southbreak

47 month old

al3xfierro-deactivated20191212

My grandma was an advice nurse, and one time she got a call from a mom who named her kids lemon jello, and lime jello

catbxy

……….cursed

papayaaa-man

my friend has two baby cousins, a girl and boy who have “hippy parents”. boy is named Talon. girl is named Valley-Ochre Grace. their last names make it better but i won’t add it.

0day-archive

what the fuck is happeniinnngggg??????

alberteatsglass

when you guys make jokes about newsie names remember this

0day-archive

^^^like. spot?? finch?? Elmer??? hotshot??? at least it aint fuckin LIME JELLO OR LATRINAAAAAA

multifandomgaydisaster

my bestfriend’s twins nephews are named Cappu and Ccino. yeah CAPPUCCINO

autisticandwinning

47 months

acequinz

Cappuccino….. Wow

bloodybromance-deactivated20230

I can’t this post is so cursed

ectoecho-deactivated20200222

I grew up knowing so many kids with some fucked up names, I knew a Tray (yes, like metal sheet tray), Reihley (Ray-lee, or maybe it was Ry-lee? even her mother didn’t seem to know), Achor (fucking acre), So Many Alex Variations, Including Me-