Kaleidoscope Eyes

It’s 4/20’s eve, make sure to leave out Milk and Brownies for Snoop dogg

did this person break up their own relationship

isn’t this the plot of the pina colada song

This video is wildly out of control

me asking for attention and affection

I just lost my entire shit

When you’re in the middle of sobbing and you start dissociating so you’re like “okay I’m done now” and turn into an emotionless zombie

It makes me happy knowing that we have an entire subgroup of twitter users that prepare some freshly cut pinapple for their significant other before they visit. This is very sweet.

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative