Beeg Beeg Yoshi

Holy shit the levels of interaction here, this is like seeing an ant and shooting it with a gun

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

Hollywood: hey do y’all want some weirdly hyperrealistic furry characters with weird mocap, uncanny designs and an overall look that makes you want to throw up?

*cries in animation*

*touches ground* Something horrible happened here.

Save the leftovers. Throw the whole man out.

Imagine being this fucking petty over a reasonable request to do even a fraction of the share of housework, and thinking you're a good partner. Makes you understand how so many dudes can be clueless and full of shit on so many other topics, too.

I hope his wife poured a glass of spaghetti and gulped it slowly while making steady eye contact with him as her lawyer presented the divorce papers.

#marie kondo your marriage

sick

for reference, the nearest in n out to queens is in fort worth, texas. honestly if I found a perfectly-wrapped double double lying in the street more than a thousand miles from the nearest in n out location, I'd eat it. that's a sign from a higher power. sucks without fries though

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