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My wife's favorite sleep noise app is the kind that lets you mix different noises, one of which is a snoring shih tzu, and she loves to create soundscapes that imply the dog is in imminent danger

The other night I was taking a bath while her bluetooth speaker sat innocently nearby, when she decided to aid my relaxation by providing her favorite soundscape, Dog Engulfed In Housefire

It is possible that somewhere off the coast of Newfoundland there is an iceberg shaped like a giant dick.

AND THE PHOTOGRAPHER COMES FROM DILDO, NEWFOUNDLAND

Mr. Pretty from Dildo, Newfoundland photographed a Giant Penis Shaped Iceberg

This reads like an article in the postillion

Please stop he is drowning.....

Honestly the sheer quantity makes it even funnier.

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

what do red pandas even do

You ever read fanfic so god tier you have to wait for real life to load back in so you spend half the day doing tasks with that dead look in your eye, replaying all your favorite moments?

#. _ . <- thousand yard stare of the one who's life has been irrevocably changed

You can really sense the tumblr userbase aging

My roommate just called from the kitchen to ask what was wrong because I laughed so hard I gave myself a coughing fit.

I'm so glad the music is what I thought it'd be.

THE BEBBE. *ded*

current events have aligned in such a way that if I see the word "sub" at any point and in any sentence, it's about 50/50 whether it's about the downfall of reddit, or about a literal submersible that probably imploded, and both events stand as disparate but harsh reminders of the hubris of man