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thethirdromana

The worst types of cookbook:

The Ottolenghi - it is vital that you use 1g of this very expensive ingredient. It comes from a 500g bag with a one-week shelf life.

The time machine - 15-minute recipe! First, leave to marinate overnight...

The dishwasher - one-pot recipe! Now decant your ingredients and wipe out your pot. And again. And again. And again.

The optimist - cook the onions until caramelised (2 minutes).

The kindergarten teacher - get one nommable little tree of broccoli and bosh that into boiling water. Delish!

The brand names only - ingredients: Ritz crackers, Philadelphia cheese, Cool Whip, orange Jell-o...

The 1950s palate - use one (1) clove of garlic and a small pinch of chili flakes (omit if preferred).

The why bother with a cookbook - to make beans on toast, gently heat a tin of beans and put on top of freshly buttered toast.

dumbdoegirl

doordash driver in cute lil dog ears came in earlier and i was like “omg i love your ears!!!!! so cute!!!” and she got flustered and was like “thank you i wish they were real…” and i love her so much i hope i can become her friend

ratbutcubed

no way you got the puppygirl doordasher high roll

johnnycrass

its so sad that theres dogs living in england. what if some british food hits the floor and the dog eats it that's so sad

toskarin

this is one of my strangest points of praise for mount&blade, but it's hard to find any other game that gives you quite the same feeling as the one you get when you're in the middle of a siege and scrounging around in all the corpses hoping to find a shield

petterwass

Because some fucker with an axe just cleaved your shield in half.

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shiveringsoldier

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

the-dream-bubble-conspiracy

Going into public groups like “yay! I’m helping!” (I’m not helping)

hardwiredweird

Catching up on TennoCon and the concert (was in the middle of the night for me and I sadly have work this morning, boo) and hot DAMN they did not have to go so hard.

A full Taiko drum ensemble and performers from Cirque Revolution...

Free game, btw...

dellaroom

Fanmade Skin - Harrow Veilbound

janusfnc14

It’s a shame they’re Evil. Because Narmer’s aesthetic FUCKS

starfallensyndicate

me: *blasts speakers at max volume at a grineer lancer*

lancer: oh well. must have been the wind

janusfnc14

Either they see you from 100000 Miles Away and immediately trigger Lockdown OR they simply do not notice. This.

Clearly this Grineer is Deaf.

starfallensyndicate

Well, there are certain things that always put them in a semi-alert state: loud weapons used nearby (which includes most guns, all gunblades and for some unclear reason also some normal melees like Korumm), seeing another guy die/dead (most common reason why someone goes activate alarms), or well, taking damage. Yes, companions hitting an enemy and putting them on edge and locking me out of stealth attack is a bit annoying.

...except there are things that damage enemies but don't alert them. For example: failed, non-lethal stealth attacks if you haven't been seen (weird but fair for poorer equipped new tenno), Limbo's banish (I guess you can be oblivious to which side of the rift you're on, anyone who was on team with Limbo knows it), Ash's bladestorm (makes sense for a stealth frame) and as it turns out, Temple's overdrive - which genuinely is the most absurd thing on this list. You hit enemies with sound so loud it makes them wince in pain for a few seconds and probably causes permanent damage to their eardrums. But nope, nothing worth his attention.

But they will find it suspicious that I have swung an electrified trident a room away, because this game's code is sooooo clean and comprehensible.

janusfnc14

Warframe: where Stealth is so Scuffed that he best way to do it is make everyone Dead

The Corpse thing is especially hilarious because. Do we even have mechanics to REMOVE Corpses?

petterwass

No one can raise the alarm if they are all dead.

Aka how Cyte-09 deals with Spy Vaults and Rescue missions

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kingcatnine

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

janusfnc14

On one hand I like how Warframe has interesting tidbits of Lore hidden away in Bounty-related bosses and Item Descriptions

On the OTHER hand I do Not like it when Warframe does this to. (Checks notes) the Computers that literally recap The Entire Plot, or offer really important context about The Technocyte Coda

(Computer near Aoi. Also heavily implies the Techrot PREDATED Albrecht by several years so he didn’t make it. Corroborated by the Out-of-Game ARG which I love and hate)

..or Codex Entries that get DIRECTLY referenced in later Kim convos.

DE PLEASE find a way to actually insert the ARGs into the actual Game somehow PLEASE they add SO MUCH CONTEXT.

Also please do something with the Time-limited Events that had context for Alad V and the Acolytessss the community should not have to scour Orokin Archives (the website) to know WTF is happening

petterwass

Nothing is happening. Alad was Infected, and then he wasn't. And then we fight a giant bird on his behalf.

Context doesn't exist because it was removed.

janusfnc14

And That’s Terrible And Sad

petterwass

And Salad.

janusfnc14

And Salad…. 5 of them, even…

petterwass

It's pretty funny that "V" is considered a viable surname in Warframe even back in 1999.

kingcatnine

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

janusfnc14

On one hand I like how Warframe has interesting tidbits of Lore hidden away in Bounty-related bosses and Item Descriptions

On the OTHER hand I do Not like it when Warframe does this to. (Checks notes) the Computers that literally recap The Entire Plot, or offer really important context about The Technocyte Coda

(Computer near Aoi. Also heavily implies the Techrot PREDATED Albrecht by several years so he didn’t make it. Corroborated by the Out-of-Game ARG which I love and hate)

..or Codex Entries that get DIRECTLY referenced in later Kim convos.

DE PLEASE find a way to actually insert the ARGs into the actual Game somehow PLEASE they add SO MUCH CONTEXT.

Also please do something with the Time-limited Events that had context for Alad V and the Acolytessss the community should not have to scour Orokin Archives (the website) to know WTF is happening

petterwass

Nothing is happening. Alad was Infected, and then he wasn't. And then we fight a giant bird on his behalf.

Context doesn't exist because it was removed.

janusfnc14

And That’s Terrible And Sad

petterwass

And Salad.

kingcatnine

we need to instill a new storytelling rule of thumb into people called "show don't tweet" where we encourage them to put all pertinent canon information into the actual story and its official supplemental material instead of using reddit AMAs as lore dlcs

janusfnc14

On one hand I like how Warframe has interesting tidbits of Lore hidden away in Bounty-related bosses and Item Descriptions

On the OTHER hand I do Not like it when Warframe does this to. (Checks notes) the Computers that literally recap The Entire Plot, or offer really important context about The Technocyte Coda

(Computer near Aoi. Also heavily implies the Techrot PREDATED Albrecht by several years so he didn’t make it. Corroborated by the Out-of-Game ARG which I love and hate)

..or Codex Entries that get DIRECTLY referenced in later Kim convos.

DE PLEASE find a way to actually insert the ARGs into the actual Game somehow PLEASE they add SO MUCH CONTEXT.

Also please do something with the Time-limited Events that had context for Alad V and the Acolytessss the community should not have to scour Orokin Archives (the website) to know WTF is happening

petterwass

Nothing is happening. Alad was Infected, and then he wasn't. And then we fight a giant bird on his behalf.

Context doesn't exist because it was removed.

e3n-ethan

Smth I find really interesting in Angel Exterminatus is the contrast between the iron warriors and the iron hands. And in a way, between Ferrus Manus and Perturabo. They’re both awful men who rule with an iron fist (hah). But the iron tenth had a… spark left that the iron warriors don’t.

Which imo also kind of refuses Perturabo’s point Ferrus is a lot like him. Brutal. Uncompromising. Abrasive. He also threw men at problems. Ferrus was also self-conscious, and doubted himself a lot, and felt inferior compared to his brothers, but that never stopped Ferrus from like, actually trying. Ferrus built things and encouraged his sons to also build and design things (and they sometimes maybe even went a little too wild with it), meanwhile Perturabo locked himself into his own room to do a woe is me, the most special 14 year old that no one understands, routine.

“I was never allowed to build anything” perturabo who the fuck stopped you. Magnus ignored entreaties to look at mountains. Ferrus and Vulkan built things in their free time. You’re one of the warrior gods of this age, please stop with the woe is me routine and gain some fucking perspective. If you’re too good to talk to mortals maybe talk to a custodes to learn what actual lack of freedom looks like.

qcontinuumumum

Perturabo isolates himself into what he's expected to do and only sees himself in what others see him do, so he ends up in this increasing bitterness about only being used for war which is the only thing he does but also does it well so it creates this cycle of self-loathing despite efforts from others for him to branch out (Magnus being the most notable as they would do archeology and ask him to build an ancient greek machine which had no war purposes).

e3n-ethan

But like. Who’s forcing him to do war the way he does. Who’s forcing him to not build things. Is there like an imperial edict that “Perturabo isn’t allowed to build things after compliance”?

Like yes he got sent to the “hard theaters”. As were Ferrus and Russ. His sister even points out that perturabo wages war in the most wasteful and inefficient way imaginable. He’s the only one keeping himself trapped. Dude is persecuting *himself*. “How dare my father treat the iron warriors this way” says man completely to blame for how the iron warriors are treated

petterwass

He's a lot like fuckboi Curze in that way.

"My way is the only way! Cruelty is necessary"

But you never tried any other way.

toskarin

to fallout 4's immense discredit in the matter, its decision to mandatorily define all female player characters as lawyers who married a soldier puts it behind literal fallout 1 on "does the female character feel like you're the punchline to a joke"

toskarin

to elaborate on that a bit, it's actually toothgrittingly misogynistic that they contrived a scenario where there are two player characters and one of them was clearly conceptualised as The Wife of the Male Player Character, while the other was made as a character first. it's remarkable they managed to do that in a game with a character creator and no mechanical distinction between genders

quendergeer

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puppetparried

weh... puppet wants to ask to talk to its mutuals... but it doesnt know how >_<

it had done it before and made friends, but now theyre all gone, so its not sure how..

just like,, talking, or posting or flirting or whatever, but just talkin at least.

it wants to make friends againn.. everyones so cool..

puppet loves you...

petterwass

And this is legit the worst thing about tumblr's bigoted bans; you lose all your friends, and there's no good way to find them again. All the contacts you've made over the years, all the moments you've shared. Just gone. It is incredibly isolating.

puppetparried

weh... puppet wants to ask to talk to its mutuals... but it doesnt know how >_<

it had done it before and made friends, but now theyre all gone, so its not sure how..

just like,, talking, or posting or flirting or whatever, but just talkin at least.

it wants to make friends againn.. everyones so cool..

puppet loves you...

puppetparried

sniffles.... what does it do..? it doesnt have anybody to teach it what its supposed to do...

petterwass

*hugs puppet*

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