Following the release of official arknights asmr, I would like to suggest the following:
[Arknights] [ASMR] Earthspirit Reads You the Standard Rhodes Island Employee Contact Sec. 2.iii-b: Scheduled Hours and Overtime Compensation
Other ideas:
Dusk rants at you about this art critic she hates because they just don't understand *anything* about *true* art (occasional crinkles and crunches in the background because nian's there eating a bag of chips)
Blaze cuddles up to you and demands you spoil her because she got a B+ on her most recent thermodynamics exam (reminder: this is a woman in her forties)
Ptilopsis reads something extremely fanservicey, but in binary






















