T. Kester

to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”

CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS

I really might fuck around and throw parties for an unrequited love 🤔

my fave part is that they're at a coach fashion show

So were just gonna sit and pretend this doesnt SLAP??

Oh i would never claim this wasn't the bop of the century. I have taste

Oh yeah. This goes off honey

might fuck around and read a 500 page physical published book in one sitting like it’s 2006 and I’m being bullied in middle school so I take refuge in the library and inhale books at a frightening speed that I have not been able to replicate since

a++ markerting

23 year old hozier was like “might fuck around and invent love” and wrote work song

Bohemian Rhapsody. We Will Rock You. Somebody To Love. All hit singles, and all the direct product of a band that was formed when an astrophysicist and a dentistry major found a new friend in an art college, who then went on to recruit a fourth member from the electronics school. Based on this alliance I propose the rift in society between Arts and STEM students was fabricated to keep us separated so as to dilute our true power - and fabricated by who, you may ask? The business major, the only member of society who reaps no reward from art and science and thus must weaken us so as to stay ahead. In this essay I will

wheres the essay op

the business majors silenced them

this is a renaissance painting

My new favorite version of Hermione.

Somebody give this ignoramus a piece of actual shark skin and tell him to rub his face with it, let him find out just how “smooth” sharks really are.

Somebody did. I use it as a pillowcase because it’s so smooth.

Buddy. It’s smooth. The link you sent me led to a website that described how smooth they are. I dunno, maybe you don’t know how to read?

this post is transcendent

an autobiography