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OMFG

HOLY

Done

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

I would be dead

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.

My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!

Imagine doing this in front of a 14th century peasant

This is just…nah, this ain’t right.

this is grindr. why are you all so surprised?

Reblogging mostly for the Yzma gif.

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

My grandma had one of her breasts removed after a bout of breast cancer (she recovered fine) and never got reconstruction so every morning she had to stick this beanbag fake boob in her bra so her chest would be even since her other breast was pretty big. One day my family drove by her house to pick her up and she got in the car like “I can’t shake the feeling I’m forgetting something” and halfway to church she suddenly shouted “MY BOOB” and made my dad turn around so she could go get it

The best addition to this post

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

For the love of god watch this until the end

I saw my life flash before my eyes

The original

Ask me how many times I watched this over. Consecutively.

my favorite video. always reblog

This some straight up charlie chaplin stunting

this is cool but why is it shot like the intro credits of a crime drama

…Dessert,  but shot like Murder.  I think I’ve found my favorite aesthetic ever.

…hell yes.

CSI: Willy Wonka