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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

he should wander away and have a picnic while he thinks about what path to choose

By the sea, so he can enjoy the sound of the waves

Perhaps he could collect shells he finds interesting

He should give it back to the crab in the largest shell, they thought they had lost their wave-pod and are grateful he found it!

the gift of friendship :)

The crab friend cannot eat either of those! Let's split a nice seaweed salad instead. :)

Seasar salad

What about that sword in the first panel?

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

trick question. the autism comes first

when i have a crush i dont kick my feet or twirl my hair instead i am in my kitchen at 3am pacing in circles with my hands clasped behind my back like a middle-aged divorced detective haunted by a cold case he just cant crack

I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years

doggy wizards would cast countersmell

kitty wizards would cast counter. spell where you get up on the counter.

"ai is making it so everyone can make art" Everyone can make art dipshit it came free with your fucking humanity

this goes hand in hand w the "so if this (unconventional/modern art) is art then i guess i'm an artist bc i did stuff like this in 3rd grade lol!!!" yes. Yes you are. Go Forth.

tumblr isn't a social media it's actually my bed and u all are my plushies watching me talk to myself

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

i mean the post itself it funny but the example of using deer here is exceptionally hilarious because deer actually leave their baby fawns hidden in a grassy area during the day while they go out to graze. if op is saying that deer can't plan for the future whatsoever then the implication here is that mother deer are just like imma leave my baby here who knows if i'll ever be back not me sayanara you weeaboo shite good luck

Did my balls hear a who because they are definitely horton rn #testicular torsion

casual fan? no sorry i only know how to invest my whole livelihood into something and spend every waking moment thinking about said thing

not very good at asking for things that I want

"the worst they could say is no" not even true and also have you considered that kind of sucks

Going to reframe this by saying a different phrase, which is "the answer is always no if you never ask." If you don't give people opportunities to say yes, then the answer will always be no. Don't self-reject.