I Would Die For Jester Lavorre

it’s sooo important that we remember how much of a dork caleb widogast is. ignore his cha stat he just uses that to threaten people im talking abt the man himself. dude finds a bag of jewels and does a little dance. he gets good news and says ‘that’s a bingo’ out loud in front of other ppl. how many times did someone be vaguely nice to him and he responded by turning “beet red”. his go to response to someone in distress is to hand them his cat, and even then he sits a little bit away and watches to make sure they’re being gentle w him. man is living proof that you can take a wizard and torture him until he becomes a brainwashed murder machine but you can’t make him not a fucking dweeb <3

There are people in the comments of the Wired interview who are like "idk what critical role is but they all seem like fun maybe I'll look it up" which is the FUNNIEST possible way to accidentally fall into 2000 hours of content

Okay everyone is sharing how they got conned (affectionate) into giving their life and mind to the D&D show so I will take this moment to shout out *checks notes* an absent-minded scroll through Ashley Johnson's IMDb page

People apparently get very defensive over making fun of Percy? Percy, the most memable character in c1. Fuckin anime hair. Dresses like he just came from a steampunk larp. Your edgy middle school oc who you came up with when you were listening to mcr and disturbed, but more polished. Invented guns because he was possessed by a demon. Entire family was killed by vampires. The line “life needs things to live,” which was a big flub on Tal’s end, but was also highly in character. I love him as much as the next bi, but damn the concept of this dude is just so hilarious.

dont forget that the rest of VM either become the champion of a god or have other wicked supernatural powers and Percy is just a Man, but with Gun

I'm starting to think this is not about Percy Jackson

One of my absolute favorite CR moments ever is still in ExU when Ashley and Aabria were trying to figure out why Fearne had disadvantage on stealth rolls and Robbie Daymond, playing his first ever game of D&D, looked at them in absolute disbelief and said "because you're a six foot tall goat lady?????"

out of interest, did the titles percy give vex to piss off syldor actually mean anything? like, is the grey hunt an important piece of whitestone’s municipal government? is being a member of the third house of whitestone a recognised ceremonial title? like a knighthood? what even IS the third house? de rolo is obviously the first—so did percy decide vessar is now the third? i need to know if the cute and heartfelt moment was actually even more cute and heartfelt because of stream stuff i’m not aware of!!

artagan wasn't a god until jester decided he was. and then he was. do u ever think abt that. jester lavorre what are you

do u ever think about that little bloo tiefling girl. how she created one god and then killed another. simply by believing that she could. hello

and, and I cannot stress this enough, love was a major part of the equation both times,, yeah of course she loved artagan so much that he became a god yeah sure that's a fairytale we've all heard. but. she loved molly so much that lucien died. like she said "we love you so much and we want you back" at the thing that used to be her friend and it broke lucien's brain just enough that molly could overpower him and finish the job himself. do you ever think about it.

delilah "I broke the world for you" briarwood would have an aneurysm if she found out some kid on the other side of the planet is repeatedly aligning the starts on accident thru the power of love n friendship. she also very much flipped some 120yr old evil war criminal wizards world upside down just by existing near him. miss jester lavorre regularly repeatedly steps into the coldest darkest most loveless places and paints curtains. makes a window where there wasn't one before. lets the light in. i love her.

matt: hi this is my villain he’s very clever and doesn’t care about anyone i love him also matt: and he’s a support caster

the arrival of the chroma conclave is just one of the best cinematic twists I have ever seen and I’m not even exaggerating

I have to say: I was extremely wrong back in the beginning of the year when I (and many others) were like "some people don't like Chetney because they don't think he's shippable"; it has since become apparent that those people don't like Chetney because they've realized, to their horror, that he's extremely shippable.