[Video Description: twenty seconds of a long-haired golden Syrian hamster nestled into a large coffee mug on its side in his enclosure, staring out. The voice behind the camera sings "He's just a little hampster!/Chillin' in his coffee mug/What's he thinkin' about?/What's he gonna do?" The hamster peers out at the human while they sing, sniffing the air inquisitively. The voice, no longer singing, murmurs "What are you gonna do, Laundry?" Laundry Hamper stares at the human, who continues "Oh, you're so cute." End I.D]
Came into the living room to turn on a light at 1 a.m and he was staring at me like tf you awake?
















