Nicole

"are you a dan or a phil?!" i have the tiredness behind dan's eyes and the aloof insanity behind all of phil's sentances

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

*wiping my nose, sniffing* when's the next dan and phil video dropping?

shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day

neither was Smash Mouth. the years start coming and they don't stop coming

Buck was ready to die for Eddie and Eddie was ready to kill for Buck... I'm gonna be sick.

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.