hey

people using this post to vent abt how their tummy hurts i love you and u are being sooo brave about it

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

I’m lost

this is exactly how i ended up inside the panther enclosure

This is how I got shot with an arrow

where the fuck are you people hiking

Reblog if you wish you had little fangs and could bite people.

I was going to rewatch 1931 Dracula again tonight and just as I turned it on a BAT started flying around at my window and wouldn’t go away and I’ve never seen a bat at my house before and let me tell you I’ve been so gay touched starved this quarantine I was about ready to risk letting a wild bat in my room if it meant it could possibly be one tall, Sexy vampire

it’s rot girl autumn! we're decaying alongside the trees!

okay you know that scan/photo of a teen girl’s diary entry that goes like “wore yellow dress today. chris keeps trying to talk to me even though he KNOWS i’m not interested! ugh! man landed on moon.” anyway that’s the mood

Today Minecraft Steve was added to Smash! I DM’d my first D&D game and it was lots of fun. So excited for October and really getting into the Halloween mood! Trump has covid.

is this fictional character actually like me or have i just projected so much of my own personality onto them that i can no longer tell the difference

you call it “really bad at darts”, I call it freestyle acupuncture

Sir I’m going to have to ask you to leave the bar