Death to All Cashews

Really big fan of when a big masc bear type notices you're family 🌈 and breaks out his gayvoice. It's like a cat showing you its tummy. (Loading screen tip) bears can also show you their tummies if they like you

Shoutout to the bear I saw rolling a joint in a bar arcade who I told I liked his (black, sleeves cut off) dolly parton shirt & he said, in a voice higher than you'd expect to come out of this man, "Thankyou she's my hero" I love you. That was an angel

All my haters become lactaters when they suckle at the teat of success

All my haters become fellators when presented with the cock of victory

All my followers become judgemental when confronting my posts of internet

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

I really am sick of the “We killed this person/pointed a gun at them because they were trying to run us over.” justification from ICE and cops. Get out of the fucking way. Lol. Motorists hit bicyclists and pedestrians all the time while they’re minding their own goddamn business and they don’t pull a gun on the driver. You’re standing in front of a car so you can shoot someone and justify it. You’re not minding your own goddamn business crossing the street, you’re looking for a reason to kill.

Being struck by a vehicle accounts for about 9% of officer fatalities on the job. Mind you, we don’t know how many cops were maliciously struck by eeeeeevil criminals, how many were run over by other cops and how many were genuine accidents. We do know cops are more than twice as likely to die crashing their own goddamn vehicles than being run over by someone else.

"I know not with what weapons Overwatch 3 will be fought, but Overwatch 4 will be fought with sticks and stones." - Winston

Stop Humidity the air is trying to touch me Inappropriately

Get so fucking real, the princess is not unbuckling the knights armor. The knights squire is going to unbuckle the knights armor and the princess is simply going to wait in her chambers for it to be done. You're mistaken if you think the princess is going to touch your field armor.

The princess is sitting in the cuck chair while the squire unbuckles the knight's armor. The knight doesn't know what's going on.

"is supernatural good gay television" idk about that "is supernatural romantic" yesssssssssss

"it's never too late to start all over again" about your best friend who came back from the dead from a place that not even god has any power over

heaven and hell weren't enough surviving purgatory together wasn't enough they had to invent another dimensional layer to make dean lose cas they had to invent new forms of transformative love to give dean his buddy back