Death to All Cashews

silenced notifications, long lunches with loved ones, time spent in nature, enjoying a delicious meal, organising your home, reading a hardcover book, seeing the full moon reflecting on the ocean and listening to classical music on a rainy afternoon.

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

absolute cunt serves absolutely

no?

if hunter biden or rupaul tweeted this you'd be all over it

“My basic assumption was, you know, the judge had obviously made his mind up about our guilt before the trial even began, and so it didn’t take me by surprise at all when I actually was sentenced to 50 years in the Bureau of Prisons. I knew, like, this is about making an example, this is about creating a narrative that, you know, anyone who resists the Trump administration’s agenda of mass deportation, is going to be made an example of, is gonna be treated this way, that if you stand up, if you speak out, we will bury you. I knew that that was what this was about the entire time that we were going to trial, and it was why I said from the very beginning, “I’m not gonna plea to anything.” You know, like they offered us plea deals, you know, we could have signed to 15 years for material support for terrorism. And I took the risk that I took of, you know, going to trial because I was like, I’m not going to create evidence of this non-existent terrorist conspiracy. That goes against everything I believe in.” — Autumn Hill

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

Really big fan of when a big masc bear type notices you're family 🌈 and breaks out his gayvoice. It's like a cat showing you its tummy. (Loading screen tip) bears can also show you their tummies if they like you

Shoutout to the bear I saw rolling a joint in a bar arcade who I told I liked his (black, sleeves cut off) dolly parton shirt & he said, in a voice higher than you'd expect to come out of this man, "Thankyou she's my hero" I love you. That was an angel