Curiously

"why do girls always go to the bathroom in groups" oh my god how many times must we go through this. for the last fucking time: only groups of no less than three and no more than five may enter; all those who enter must leave, and all those who enter must contribute. the door remains opens for nine seconds,

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005

not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong

may you attract someone who treats you like they’ve been waiting their whole life to find you

This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

shit that’s a good one

if you’re over 25 and you’re still fatphobic that’s so embarrassing for you