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My friends, the full set has been revealed to us!

I love you Archbishop Frank.

Remember to drink water babes

No

Then become the dirt I walk on.

Every post like this hits me so hard bc op always swings back with a new type of bat and I’m never prepared for it

I cannot stress this enough- Build a routine. Build Habits. Wake up every day and get used to being productive, one day at a time. Do this for long enough and eventually you’ll be at your goal without even realising it. 

hey did i ever share with you guys the absolute funniest thing i have ever seen a fic description lead with

Y’all ever wish your only responsibility was taking care of a small vegetable garden

“holy grail” is short for “holy grind rail,” a technique jesus used to get around jerusalem quickly

jesus being a carpenter is actually a common misinterpretation of the text! he shredded a different kind of board

This is so youth pastory

if your youth pastor is telling you about the holy grail you are probably being indoctrinated by the knights templar

HORF

Oh my fucking ribs.

this is clearly a case of a dog being reincarnated in the wrong body

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