In Desperate Need of Florting

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

He did her right

One of the hottest controversy of the month

I’ve seen this post a bunch and never once did I consider a scenario where it wasn’t about a woman.

HE *DID* DO HER RIGHT!

People ask why Snopes got so much worse & it really should be better exposed that the answer is "everything on the site was written by his wife and when she left him the Snopes guy just hired posters on the Snopes forums to take over"

Conservatives are calling Snopes a "psy op" again and shout out to all the real ones who know the reason Snopes sometimes makes weird, incorrect factchecks is that it was taken over by the original writer's divorced plagiarist husband and a bunch of people he hired off the site's forums

The important thing about Snopes is that they are bizarrely deferential to conservatives and there's a ton of posts where they say "yes, that person said that but they didn't mean it so it's a Mixture" or the like but also conservatives despise them anyway and think they're a radically anti-right platform for saying Trump lies sometimes

the first season of a show is kinda like a dead wife

What about Terradactyls tho

you guys have no idea how hard it is to not just post "hey everybody my nipples are 1% more perky today" like every single day now. it's literally all i think about. i'm becoming obsessed

Counterpoint; do post this and let anyone who complains suffer :3

THATS CONK CREET BABEY

i still think it's insane that penn's son showed them my dumb joke and then immediately they made this video on the spot