In Desperate Need of Florting

you know that "how do you get dick from richard?/you ask nicely" post or joke or whatever. version of that but its how do you get peg from margaret

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

It's funny that people don't expect me to have been to America as often as I have, you see I grew up in the unusual position of having a mother who despise and detests America and Americans and a father who loved America so much he wanted us all to be Americans

Can you believe they got a divorce in the end?

Your father sounds dumb and stupid and wrong

but that's beyond the scope of this post

the funniest moment in dungeon meshi is when marcille is having her nightmare and brings up her dead bird while also talking about her dead dad, saying “papa and pipi” and laios automatically assumes pipi is marcilles third nonbinary parent on top of her mom and dad

THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH

this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?

Scrolling past this lowers this website's fps to 2.