In Desperate Need of Florting

The person who tweeted “y’all can’t even boycott Chick-fil-A” was right then and continues to be proven right now

@Ianumeh | Umearigolu Chukwuebuka Casmir

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

accidentally running over a vampire with my car because they didnt show up on the backup camera

clicking a video and realizing the youtuber is transfem has got to be one of the best feelings on earth

We could have stopped here

One of the funniest things about Mormonism is that I’m sure Joseph Smith never believed any of the bullshit he said. There are some religions and cults where you have faith the original prophet actually thought they were talking to angels or believed the set of principles they laid out for their followers were for the greater good. Joseph Smith was a dumbass but like PT Barnum he realized a sucker was born every day and he was one step above the average 1830s sucker. He went from making people pay him to look at a rock in a top hat and ‘locate buried treasure’ to receiving lost bits of scripture, through the rock and top hat method. His wife caught him cheating and he said an angel visited him and told him men should be allowed multiple wives and not obeying that would send her to hell. I’m fairly convinced that dude was an atheist. He was on that hustler grindset. Brigham Young might have actually believed some of the shit he said but I don’t think Joseph Smith genuinely had faith in Mormonism or gave a fuck about humanity in the slightest.

Also, I think it’s so funny that his Wikipedia lists him as the first U.S. presidential candidate to be assassinated kind of implying he was assassinated for presidential politic reasons and not because he was a career criminal who had been terrorizing Illinois for 5 years straight.

i think the thing that fucks me up the most is that i can't save anyone. i love all of my girls so much and i do everything i can to hold them as close and as tight as i can and it'll never be enough to save them even if i could be perfect about it, which i pretty explicitly can't be. im in my place of relative safety and stability and im surrounded by girls who have nothing and sometimes all i can do is give them company. and sometimes i can't even do that. everything in this stupid fucking world needs to burn to the ground so i can save all of them

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

This is the like those “remember to be grateful you don’t have a sore throat right now” posts. It IS a beautiful day to not be in high school! Thank you!

okay so anyone who follows me knows I am always always always bitching about artists depictions of trans women but like holy shiiiit this is REALLY good. Like soooo much art that isnt by trans women fall into two camps of "draw a cis woman and later say shes trans" or "draw the most virulently transmisogynistic caricature possible" but this piece is just so..... real? Like, there are real actual trans women who look like this for once in a billion years. this kicks ass