swarm of bees

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

I need to start using other sources for news

Someone is eating a fresh orange in this McDonald's. I smelled it and my head snapped up like a hunting dog. That smell doesn't belong in this wicked place

u tell someone yr nonbiny and they go oh trans masc or trans fem and its like. neither i said theres non of the biny that means zero biney

do you know they gave the michellin man his sache because he has the worlds most disgusting cum?

why did you take this screenshot in the shower

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

wait

and we could call it something like... murder note.. or something.. Kill note.. die note... we can workshop it later

sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit

grab your nonbinary unspecified body part and do something vague to it

sorry kids daddy lost all his money betting on rhinoceros beetle fights again there won't be a christmas this year

good news babies, momma just cleared some chump of everything. Two christmases this year. God i love beetles fighting