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i love when people reblog from me because then it says my name on their blogs so basically i'm spreading my spores

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

that's my emotional support real life guy

stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

having a multi year long character obsession becomes like a abstract thought experiment at some point

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves

Walking down the toy aisle is NOT for the weak 💔

sir please calm down i didnt "edit" crash bandicoot into your wedding pictures he was an invited guest

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

dude wait. what if we got really close together so we feel safe

did I just write the suicide note of the summer??❓❓🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles