God's sleepiest creature

This comic is genuinely how I remember which is which.

ouughh i got plany of time (works in four hours) (hasn't slept)

I love how the human body invents symptoms

maybe the real world cup was the big gulp we bought along the way

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

it really is crazy that women's clothes don't fit anybody. fat women can't find clothes, skinny women can't find clothes, tall women can't find clothes, short women can't find clothes, big chested women can't find clothes, small chested women can't find clothes. who the fuck are these being made for

we all really resonated with this one huh

As near as I can tell they’re all just designed to hang on hangers.

I wish people were as scared of getting into a car accident as they are of being true crime'd. Maybe then they wouldn't be on their phones while driving.

Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one