Gerard's Guitar's shitposts @gerardsguitar - Tumblr Blog

It's new intro post timeeee!

Hi I exist. I'm Gerard's Guitar, my pronouns are he/him and here's some shit I like.

Bands:

🦇Green Day🦇

🦇My Chemical Romance🦇

🦇Fall Out Boy🦇

🦇Nirvana🦇

🦇Foxboro Hottubs🦇

Hobbies:

🕸️Gaming (PS3 & PC)🕸️

🕸️Playing electric guitar (and occasionally bass guitar)🕸️

🕸️Collecting physical media (CD, Vinyl Records, Cassette Tapes etc.)🕸️

Fun facts about me:

🦈I accidentally joined a band once🦈

🦈I studied videogame development for a few years🦈

🦈My favourite videogames are Skate 2, Minecraft, and GTA Online🦈

🦈I recorded my own song in a professional studio when I was 16 and I have it on Vinyl🦈

🦈When I was 16, I put stupid green day memes & rickrolls all over my school before I left and they were still there when my friend left 2 years later and had become some kind of school legend lmfao🦈

🦈My username on stuff was originally Billie's Guitar because I'm a huge Green Day fan but it felt weird being on mcrtwt with a Green Day username so I changed it to Gerard's Guitar because realising it made zero sense because Gerard doesn't even play guitar in MCR🦈

#intro post #I also shitpost on bluesky #intro #blog intro #pinned intro #green day #my chemical romance #irl lore #mcr #gerard way #billie joe armstrong #my chem #disabled punk #me when im a vampire #gerards guitar

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mychemicalmax

smokin the typa weed that makes u say hii!! heeyy!! haiii!! :33 wassup ><!!!??

ferriswheelaccident

This post was my 5000th like on [tumblr] dot com i have no regrets

marzlucek

DANGER DAYS SUMMER DANGER DAYS SUMMER DANGER DAYS SUMMER DANGER DAYS SUMMER

im kinda figuring out how to draw the killjoys idk im trynna get back into drawing in general

i have more danger days drawings i'll post them soon probably, i dont want to put everything into one post

#art i want to eat #my chemical romance #mcr #my chem #killjoys

memewhore

bronzetomatoes

one more day til the stop sign

mothmans-sexy-lamp-deactivated2

Everyone get up it’s stop sign day

40ouncesandamule

Stop sign day

longshrimp

STOP SIGN DAY

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

silly-signs

Official stop sign day

gerardsguitar

🛑STOP SIGN DAY🛑

(I'm not a day late)

#stop sign day #not music

Was just reminded of the time I was helping someone find their lost cat. We thought we saw it so I said I'd go get a cat treat.

I return and hand them the cat treat AND THEY PROCEED TO OPEN IT AND DOWN THE WHOLE THING LIKE THAT ONE GRANDPA WITH THE PAINT-

#they thought it was yoghurt #irl lore #cat #cat food #it was a lick-e-lix tube thingy #it was a hot day TBF #but still at what point did I say I was gonna get YOU a snack???#not music #paint grandpa

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fedoraspooky

Horrible slowly dawning realization that you are the blorbo

the-haiku-bot

Horrible slowly

dawning realization that

you are the blorbo

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#help what

helpp why was @ominous-signs in my dream last night-

I kept seeing ominous signs and thinking *I gotta share this with that one tumblr blog*

#not music #ominous signs #irl lore?

theonion

Responding to widespread proliferation of the technology in Americans’ daily lives, doctors at Johns Hopkins University warned Thursday that air fryers should not be considered an adequate substitute for human companionship. “An air fryer can be a powerful and reliable tool, but it’s no replacement for genuine interactions with other human beings,” said psychiatrist Lisa McDougan, explaining that while the small appliances were useful for many things, such as reheating leftovers and cooking frozen foods, they were simply not built to provide those who use them with lasting and meaningful social bonds.

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pointless-achievements

Achievement Unlocked:

Sweded Quizno's Toasty Torpedo Ad

ough... my peebniss is crispy. take me to hopial.

#I have a hatred for air fryers #because of some people who genuinely treated air fryers as the best thing in the world #their solution to everything was air fryers #so I think this should be a real article not even a shitpost /j #they did not use it as a fleshlight afaik #and if they did I don't wanna know #not music

07242024-deactivated20240725

obsessed with these people talking about the bullets era tour from 20 years ago

#my chemical romance #lmfao #mcr #my chem

indolentjellyfish

flat little sea slugs

cheetochild989

false advertisement, that one on the right is rather wiggly with it

indolentjellyfish

my bad, let me fix this real quick

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electrictooth

Haii

#art i want to eat #literally thought this was a photo #my chemical romance #mcr #fanart #long live the black parade #gerard way #mcr fanart #mcr gerard #mcr tumblr #mcr lltbp #fan art

themountaingees

This Gee as these lyrics from Isaiah 45:23 by the Mountain Goats

I won't get better

but someday I'll be free

'Cause I am not this body that imprisons me

#oh #my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #my chem

Just found a pile of netherrack, gravel, and crying obsidian near my music disc farm on a Minecraft server.

And on this pile of trash was multiple signs. All saying some variant of 'FUCK TICKETMASTER' or 'DIE TICKETMASTER'

I think I built it when I was like 17 and having a crashout about smth but tbh I think that's pretty based-

#fuck ticketmaster #irl lore #I don't remember the specific circumstances as to why I built this but it's ticketmaster so it could be anything because they suckkk #music #Minecraft #ticketmaster

madgear

highlights from the #chatcave last night

garlicbreadmustdie

i can't believe amazing new mexico sunset will be able to drink this year

(i need to get a job)

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