hey there demons

why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices

WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his universe, proven by the oh hello billboard in one of the backgrounds, so that is entirely possible as canon

u ever eat something just cuz its carbs? like it doesnt even taste that good, ur stomach just Wants it?

sometimes i forget that bart is canonically a telepath

The emphasis Homer put on “*my* thoughts” implies that he heard Skinner as well, and that telepathy is passed down the patriarchal Simpson line

Wikipedia stoically acknowledges the cuteness of frogs.

how do I find a fic that’s exactly like the one I’ve just read but also different

^^^reasons why writers shouldn’t be worried about using the same tropes/concept/plot that’s been done before

W h o a

i thought you meant the fish was sexy and i’ve been crying for like three minutes over sexy dreamworks fish i hate America

ok but me too

me eating something straight out the oven: bitch??? this shit is hot as fuck?? what in the hell omg

i’m scared to have kids. like what if i accidentally kill one

Or what if they grow up and hate your fandoms… then it might not be an accident :(

oh my god, what the fuck was wrong with me in 2013. what the fuck. wtf

this is the kind of drastic character development we need

No one is allowed to use the word “postmodernism” because none of you know what it fucking means

post modernism is when I don’t like stuff

This guy’s got the right idea