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get gnawed on

I want him to blow my back out

Let them eat cake

ouch i think i broke my vagina bones 

we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh

yes

so ive been meaning to do this poll for a while because my hypothesis is that seattle is the most Tumblr city, likely in the entire world. tumblr has a huge american majority userbase obviously, but just for comparison going forward, only 0.22% of the american population lives in seattle. as of this reblog, this poll is showing 4% of respondents are seattleites. given, this isnt scientific at all, because my blog just has a lot of seattle connections and seattle followers, but it's still an impressive bias

shifting trends? Lies no one wants this

Causing a murder of crows to explode out of a person's body after triple sacrificial murders.

Raccoons get free healthcare?!?!