attention freaks: it's me

beam me up scotty (beam me up inside) can’t beam up (beam me up inside)

“ooohhhh this teenage girl character is so annoyinggg because she didn’t react to extreme stress in a way that was reasonable or what i consider to be normal oooooooohh” well i’m launching the missile

Piston cup!

man of few words i see!

every so often i remember that most people probably dont know what i refer to when i mention my friend, the floating buffalo shaman who has no religion.

hey girl i mean jude

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

what if we don't wanna be?

It was a global problem

Love conversations where every single participant has certified Issues

One guys issue is not knowing vampires are real. I feel him

Love burying the lead "he's 33 I'm 22-" bitch he is 433 give or take

He doesn't know how to divide by 2.

@nightcrawler-fan @iceandbone

...why does this have better writing than most actual comedy series about fantasy characters?

.... is one of those guys Blade?

ragebait "bro this game is so hard" ad for cookie clicker where the guy clicks anything but the cookie

ugh i was about to give up on finding love but i just heard iris by the goo goo dolls so

OP is an optimist

I never really considered that a rabbit would care for a scarab one way or the other. Didn't think a rabbit could formulate an opinion on the scarab at all

Happy Pride to the Woke Mob