attention freaks: it's me

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.

what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho

happens

Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine

Healthy people will never understand what a massive achievement it is to do your laundry AND cook yourself a meal in one day.

jump scare for the American readers

There was a massive shift in how our culture understood morality when, after World War II, the general public realized “just following orders” was not an excuse for crimes against humanity. Now we need another moral shift in which we decide, as a culture, that “for the benefit of the stockholders” is not an excuse for anything.

We kind of need to relearn the “just following orders” part again

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

Strange racists and homophobes on the internet seem to have access to an alternate way cooler version of TV than me. "every white character on TV is in an interracial relationship" "every show has a gay couple in it" "main characters keep having to secretly be bisexual and nonbinary" "every show has gratuitous full frontal nudity" like damn promise?? What channel???

so howcome we're never accusing "afab only" queer spaces of dividing the community?

we got signs all over the "queer community" that basically say "no trans women." that's not division?

a lot of you are more offended at being told trans women make less money than you than you are at naked discrimination against trans women in your own communities

oh and they do get very mad when we exclude them from our spaces. and by "spaces" I mean "the category we created to discuss being the type of woman who faces transmisogyny, such as--just pulling a random example here--being categorically excluded from 'afab only' spaces"

creature fact: you have just been bited

i dont have time to eat breakfast because i have to look at my phone in bed. how can i fix this dont say put the phone down