attention freaks: it's me

Pro tip: when you see a brand new slang term, your first question should be how that term has been used in AAVE for the past 20-30 years.

god it would be SO fucking funny if trump delivering a shitty overly patriotic speech on the country's 250th anniversary in 100 degree humid weather after doing everything in his power to gut any steps toward combating climate change is what kills him it would be soooooo poetic

finish the job that Covid started

what’s the mood for july?

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

staff killed her for this

WHAT she got nuked??

Trans people existing violates community guidelines

it's been observed many times before but man it is kind of funny that Americans were so galled about the idea of foreign interference in the presidential election. Fuckkkkkk who would do something like that... Truly shameful behavior what kind of monstrous government would do something like that

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

you guys dont even know that the zootopia abortion comic takes place inside jerry seinfelds apartment