We're Not As Cool As We Think

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

people on here love to call themselves a perverted freak and then post the most conventionally attractive steam engine you've ever seen

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

everybody in management in this place is lucky i sealed my spiritual energy and took a vow of pacifism btw

image description: screenshot of a google search for text reading: word that means chastity but for fighting /end description

this is necromancy

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

This is part of my Ancient Civilizations class that I teach, which does a whole week about Australia and the Torres Strait Islands because I was sick of never seeing them represented in USAmerican history contexts. With the help of @micewithknives and @acearchaeologist I've learned so many incredible things about Australia's past and it's been incredibly rewarding to share them with students.

all yall make jokes about couples and their nonromantic third wheel having fun together, but im the one getting treated to food tonight by the couple im nonromantically third wheeling. you wish you were me

I'm sorry I read this as "necromantic third wheel" and went on a very rapid powerful imagination adventure. hello lovebirds I'm the skeleton here for breadsticks