The Misadventures of Bran Dulaman

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

asking people to be mindful of others when sharing a communal space (especially one you cannot just up and leave from) is not selfish or misanthropic. come on now

And there is a vast yawning chasm of difference between Weird & Unusual and Fucking Inconsiderate.

The players are the loyal minions of an evil overlord, but when they resurrected him they accidentally bound him to their will instead of the other way around 

have you guys ever seen a crocodile with its fingies out

EVERYBODY JAZZ HANDS

(the sounds of heavy machinery and screams) i'm engaging in ARTS AND CRAFTS TIME

(casually scratches my nose with the barrel of my pistol) to let the audience know that im a bit of (chuckles) im a bit of a maverick, i mean like i live on the wild side, im a real character, i— (looks like im about to sob for a moment but then i recompose myself) yah im basically pretty fuckin aweso- (reconsiders) ,cool .