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Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Sharkie is lowkey the Babadook of mascots to me not because he's scary but because he's gay

sick to death of people giving up on their fav athletes bc they have bad bouts of performance . i will stay delusional until the very end. they will win it all. they are the goat. best to ever do it. in the game forever. never ever doubting them. hashtag my losing dog 4ever

i have no strong feelings about the 4th wall in RPF but greg wyshynski is having fun joking about omegaverse and fancams and i dont think greg wyshynski should be allowed to experience joy . so you should all stand on that dog

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

god please take all of connor bedard’s suffering and give it to the florida panthers

maybe if we keep speculating about mitch mcconnell more different repub senators will drop dead

The key to making this website usable is to follow a shitload of transfeminists and then go into the replies of their posts about transmisogyny and block every dumb motherfucker trying to argue with those girls. Rinse and repeat until you stop seeing birthday boys in those replies and start seeing MESSAGE BLOCKED instead.