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in the middle of crying for no reason i was interrupted by the sounds of one of my neighbors blasting "shadow the hedgehog pissed on my fucking wife" so loud it echoed around the courtyard outside
when you’re a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isn’t really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile you’ve been “single” for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now you’ve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because you’re lions.)
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[Image description: San Jose PWHL initial expansion offer document, but it's Troy Ryan across the board. End description.]
full transcript below the read more ^_^
[Start transcript:
San Jose PWHL Expansion Negotiation List
Distribution to Existing PWHL Clubs
Organization: San Jose PWHL
Purpose: Expansion Negotiation and Player Rights Submission
Status: Internal League Document
Date: 06/03/2026
Executive Summary
San Jose PWHL Submits the following negotiation list for review by the eight existing PWHL clubs and league administration. The club intends to secure exclusive negotiating rights through Expansion Franchise Offer (EFO -- Binding) and Foundational Player Offer (FPO) agreements where epplicable
EFO (Binding) Negotiation List
The following individuals are designated as San Jose PWHL EFO targets. Upon approval, San Jose PWHL will hold binding negotiation rights in accordance with league regulations.
(Table: List of players being offered EFO's. It's just Troy Ryan from the Toronto Sceptres for every single position.)
San Jose PWHL certifies that all information contained within this negotiation list complies with league expansion regulations and applicable player movement procedures.
for anyone who isn't aware, wnba players have been speaking out recently about the abuse they've been receiving online from sports betters who bet on them and weren't happy with the outcomes of the games. notably, chelsea gray blasted a guy who called her a racial slur because she didn't score as many points as he bet she would, and courtney williams posted a voice note of her response to a guy who said some absolutely vile stuff to her
i know most of the wnba fans on here are more casual watchers, but it's still something i think everyone who pays attention to the league should be aware of because it's astounding how many comments i've seen saying that the players should just suck it up because that comes with the territory and all athletes have to deal with it. while it's true that this problem is by no means unique to the wnba, that doesn't mean it's okay or that players should have to tolerate harassment and bigotry (i swear every single one of these comments is overtly racist, misogynistic, and/or homophobic)
if the league is going to openly endorse sports betting, partner with betting platforms, and actively promote betting during every single commercial break, then it NEEDS to also take measures to protect its players from the vitriol that betting inspires. personally i think it's incredibly fucked up that sports leagues are endorsing betting at all, but that's a conversation for another day. natasha cloud said it well when she was interviewed about it: if the wnba wants to endorse betting for the sake of financial growth, fine, but that cannot come at the expense of the players, and cathy needs to step up and protect them (in this way and so many more). elizabeth williams (secretary of the players’ association) said that there’s a meeting scheduled to discuss the issue with cathy soon, but i honestly don’t know how much we can expect to come from it
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Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and
I love giving out grades so scoring every teams schedule release below
Only scoring teams who put out an actual video and not counting shorts! If it’s not on youtube I’m not counting it!
Carolina - 0/10 no video. Assume everyone in the org is still busy drinking.
Columbus - 7.5/10 HAH. Grew on me as it went on. Very well executed and the jokes got better as the video went on which i appreciate. Fun one!
New Jersey - 6/10 feels unfair to watch it after cbj bc cbj was just so much better. Still well done. Not really my humor. Top comment is abt how a previous video was better.
NYI - 8/10. Gave myself a headache laughing. Someone wrote them an office intern au and said please act this out youre both retired and have nothing better to do. Doesn’t even include their schedule. Still ranking them high bc holy shit.
NYR - 1/10 no video. The series of shorts they made couldve been a video and probably shouldve as they definitely did not account for bleed so some things just ended up off screen on my phone ¯\_( :/ )_/¯
Philadelphia - 1/10 no video. Some of their shorts were fucking insane tho. Good admin team over there.
Pittsburgh - 5/10 its cute and local but ultimately boring and sometimes it was hard to read the dates. Also not very funny past the one vegas joke. It’s spelt pittsburg btw
Washington - 5.5/10 gonna be awkward if ovi doesnt retire after this year. Funny to do the schedule release this way but they still somehow managed to make it feel low effort and I honestly couldnt watch the whole thing. Points for concept being there and i assume including all 32 teams.
Boston - 6.2/10 LMFAO insane they got their players in on this (im not jealous). Very fun concept and star studded cast (im NOT jealous). I wish it was a little funnier and points off for no schedule included, but points back for dog (IT SHOULDVE BEEN STELLA!!!!!!!)
Buffalo - 0/10 no schedule release on youtube. Its already tomorrow est as im writing this. If its on twitter dont tell me bc i’ll give them negative points for that. Disappointing bc sabesmin is usually p funny.
Detroit - 0/10 no video. When i tried to look up their channel i had to scroll a significant amount before it even popped up. Whats wrong with them fr
Florida - 3/10 un fucking hinged. Hilarious concept but i genuinely cannot give points for this because who is watching that. Congrats to whichever cats fan needed some tunes to study to i guess.
Montreal - 6/10 cute and fun. Shoutout to them for noticing there was an issue i wouldve been like dope we’re playing the avs 18 times bye.
Ottawa - 9/10 insane concept. Relevant to their last season. Used ACTUAL MEMBERS OF THE MEDIA. If that one guy had gone all in on RECEIPTS! PROOF! TIMELINES! It wouldve been a 10. They did alright at showing their schedule but who could genuinely care about that in the face of this video. None of them can act its awesome. I have so many questions.
Tampa - 6.5/10 how did he not laugh during this. How many takes did this take. This shouldve rhymed and jt kind of makes me angry it didnt. Increasing the avs score for rhyming while this didnt.
Toronto - 0/10 no video. Too busy mckennamaxxing. Who can blame them.
Chicago - 1/10 no video. Short couldve been a video. Rat hole.
Colorado - 7.2/10 cute! I like the storybook concept and i liked both their goalies from last year. Ultimately a little boring but if im a family with kids im happy with this. Extra points for taking shots at divisional rivals and rhyming the whole time. Clear schedule dates.
Dallas - 4.9/10 boring and lowkey low effort but tried to appeal to their local fanbase which I’m ultimately not part of so if youre a dallas fan and thought this was the best video ever lmk. The nashville and vegas stadium series jokes were funny. Very clear schedule dates as well.
Minnesota - 6.8/10 one of my friends went “minny ranking: folgers” and i dont think i ever recovered from that. Kind of funny. So high quality it kind of pisses me off. Where are the interns youre overworking. Put some heart in.
Nashville - 8.9/10 INSANE. INSANE INSANE INSANE. Wouldve given them a 9 but the concept is RIGHT under ottawa and just a little bit i think they got a lil TOO silly with it at times. Still fucking hilarious tho i love it. Starting with the snl bit was promising love it
St. Louis - 0/10 no video. Possibly laziest short ever. At least thats kinda funny but still i should give them negative points smh.
Utah - 0/10 no video. Explode.
Winnipeg - 5.8/10 i remember that blues game too but feels like its been a while. I like the effort put into the wordplay but wish they had put the dates up in the bg while they brought up the teams. Shoutout to i think maybe being the only team to include all teams but still feels like the whole thing was kinda whatever.
Anaheim - 1/10 they did a short which was very cool but as mentioned its not a video. Doubly disappointing bc its actually long enough to be a video they just wanted that portrait mode look bc they hate me. I shouldve given negative points for that tbh. They did a video last year so doubly disappointing.
Calgary - 5.5/10 sure why not. Fly high saddledome. You were a real one.
Edmonton - 8.2/10 i hate all of you very good lowkey humor and taking as many shots at as many teams as possible I RESPECT THE SPREADSHOT STRATEGY. Probably ultimately the best at actually announcing the schedule as well. Makes me angry to rank them this high.
LAK - 4/10 made me increase dallas’s score bc they put more respect and heart in theirs. Its giving samoa joe you’ve got an 8 and 1/3rds percent chance of winning at sacrifice
San Jose - 7/10 well executed relevant to the current state of the team and even though they were more serious with it had some good jokes. Also #myteam. Couldnt go higher than this bc no schedule :/
Seattle - 4.5/10 low effort but local and fun they included their euro games.
Vancouver - 8/10 ending on a high note! Well made, cool shots, some good jabs included, and a fun inclusion from players and staff!
Vegas - 2/10 can we be serious. You didnt even have your schedule included 😭
Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.
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aw fuck, i looked up the holiday closure schedule for my job, and friday november 27th, being the day after thanksgiving, is perfect. we're closed, so no work, and the game that day is at 1pm, meaning train travel schedule would line up beautifully. only problem? and a big problem? it's vegas. i'm not interested in seeing vegas play in person. i can barely be convinced to watch them play on my tv screen. mostly i can't, really. shame!
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