Experience Heart-Melting Love with handsome wizards.

nothing sexier than that picture with the italian players on top of eachother after the win and the english ones going through the 5 stages of grief in the back

ITALIAN MANWHORE SUMMER

a very merry “nhl players making their debuts have to wear neck guards” szn to all who celebrate

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

Sharkie is lowkey the Babadook of mascots to me not because he's scary but because he's gay

sick to death of people giving up on their fav athletes bc they have bad bouts of performance . i will stay delusional until the very end. they will win it all. they are the goat. best to ever do it. in the game forever. never ever doubting them. hashtag my losing dog 4ever

i have no strong feelings about the 4th wall in RPF but greg wyshynski is having fun joking about omegaverse and fancams and i dont think greg wyshynski should be allowed to experience joy . so you should all stand on that dog

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them